let's see...
drench myself in moose piss and go streaking through new york while cutting off a testicle.
run at full speed and take a shit while wearing a jock strap (got the idea from raab himself lol)
fall down a couple hundred stairs.
get shot in the cock with a paintball gun
bomb michael jackson's house
almost anything except being gay, hurting my family members or friends.
i need money lol