If a rock fished a muffin from the top of the ground, which apple would equal six?
oh and, what happens to the giraffe?
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If a rock fished a muffin from the top of the ground, which apple would equal six?
oh and, what happens to the giraffe?
welll that's obvious the hipoo quite obviously catches frogs in may... and as for the giraffe .. he eats spinach ... with a jork (a jewish fork)Quote:
Originally posted by the_dude_of_darkness+9 Hours Ago--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(the_dude_of_darkness @ 9 Hours Ago)</div>crap in a cup and throw it in the snow ... :mellow:Quote:
I feel a fart coming but I really need to crap and the washroom is too far away.* What should I do?
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Get a CABBage fOR tonight brings... EGG OMMELETTES!!!Quote:
Originally posted by *Peng*@1 Hour Ago
i have 3 golf balls ..what fish should i buy ??
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If a rock fished a muffin from the top of the ground, which apple would equal six?
oh and, what happens to the giraffe?
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How does a man wet his whistle when his whistle is in a dry pond of wet quicksand with a tsunami brushing across it with a sandsurfer rocking out to surfer lingo looney tunes!!?!?!?!
I've been pondering that for years...
how does pie equal 3.14159265358979323846433832795-... if its blueberry? and how does that relate to british candycorn if potatoes drink turkey shreddings...
how do i cut an banana with my socks?
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a checkerboard were a checker squre?
and also is their any way to train an antelope to knit tea cozys out of used ventalation duct covers?
the answer to your first question is, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a checkerboard were a checker squre?Quote:
Originally posted by Shurai+19 Hours Ago--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Shurai @ 19 Hours Ago)</div>...ow i got lego stuck in my headQuote:
How does a man wet his whistle when his whistle is in a dry pond of wet quicksand with a tsunami brushing across it with a sandsurfer rocking out to surfer lingo looney tunes!!?!?!?!
I've been pondering that for years...
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when blueberry is in the vicinity of eggs .. there's a strong possibility there are chickens looking for their dough so when you cook pie it ends up.. I WANT CANDYCORNQuote:
Originally posted by NxtDay@10 Hours Ago
how does pie equal 3.14159265358979323846433832795-... if its blueberry? and how does that relate to british candycorn if potatoes drink turkey shreddings...
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put a knife in your sock, but remember to take it out after.... i tried it once.. wasn't a pretty sight :mellow:Quote:
Originally posted by Dick@10 Hours Ago
how do i cut an banana with my socks?
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how much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a checkerboard were a checker squre?
and also is their any way to train an antelope to knit tea cozys out of used ventalation duct covers?
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and for your second it's ... when flying around spain the rain is mainly falling on old people so just make them do it .. ;) :rolleyes:
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Deadloader, why do you make me giggle like a little girl hehe
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If farther christmas used to be green before coka cola turned him red how did bob turn pink when he was yellow because bills fart made fred masterbate into his mums ear?
does Santa Claus have pants?
See! Not even the great deadloader can answer that!! Looks like another lifetime of sleepless nights because of HIM! *glares at santa claus but really it ais a teddy*
