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chuck norris is blind because when he strums his guitar the strings break and flick him in the eye...

oh yeah and chuck norris' children were the first kids in space, he pushed the see-saw so hard they broke out of the atmosphere..

Well, some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone, Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. B)

At the back of the Guinness Book of World Records in fine print it says "All world records are held by Chuck Norris, those listed in this book are simply the closest anyone else has every come."

Chuck Norris even holds the title for the weakest man?

I very much doubt that! :mellow:

he's so strong he's weak.. against himself..

chuck norris eats doughnuts.......without holes.

Chuck Norris is Chuck Berry in disquise!

Pssht Chuck Berry is ME in disguise.

I am Martin Wiklund in disguise as Rabieshund. :o

chucky cheese got its name from chuck noris :o