The Wish Game

Wish granted, your now sick at home like me, which sucks even more. Well.. not really, but you later die, I dont.

I wish I wasnt ill =(

You are no longer ill, you are cured from everything in the universe you are never ill, so scientists think you are a freak and poke sticks up your bum for tests every day of your life.

I wish I had a very well paid job

Wish granted, you get to take over a company which will give you a big amount of money, but the maffia burns your company building(s) to the ground, shoots your family and beats you to death, because they wanted in.

I wish I had sex.

Wish Granted. You got gay anal with the elephant man.

I wish you wouldnt reply.

way to kill the topic
wish not granted, burn
i wish my gf would forgive me

Wish granted, she forgives you, but only by sleeping with your best friend.

I wish I was best in the world at everything.

wish granted. millions of people become jealous, and rioters destroy your house and everything close to you.

i wish i had a rally car.

Wish Granted. you get the rally car and crash into chuck norris and he didnt die...
I wish someone would post on my threads :)

wish granted, you crash and burn in a giant fire, for which i use to light my fat blunt..

I wish my weed would hurry up and get here..

Wish granted, they rushed it for you so it is not matured, therefore its shit. Shit weed = not a good high so you kill yourself

I wish i never cheated on my GF