your momma is so fat, that when she walks down the street, people go "damn, thats a fat b!tch"
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your momma is so fat, that when she walks down the street, people go "damn, thats a fat b!tch"
Your momma is so fat, she walked out of the house and a kid said "OH THERE IS THE BUS!"
Your mom's so poor, when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers.
Your mom is like a racecar, she burns 4 rubbers a night.
I just have to add this one, it's a joke my friend said to my other friend that I just found hilarious: The day you realize your mom is a stripper is the day you realize why that flag pole is in your house.
He really does have a flagpole in his house.
your moms so fat she thought the double melee was a new item at mcdonalds
lol those are good guys. keep em coming
Your momma's so poor, i stepped on a cigarette bud and she said "Who turned off the heat!?!"
Your momma's so poor, I stepped on a skateboard and she said, "GET OFF MY VEHICLE!"
Su mamá es tan gorda y ugle, ella se equivocaba para un montón de la mierda de vaca.
yo mama so fat, that when she goes swimming in the ocena, whales flock to her and start singing " weeeeeeeeeee are famil-eeeeeehhhh"
I'm going old school;
Your mama so fat, that when she sat on a rainbow, SKITTLES CAME POURING OUT!
Your mama is so stupid that when she saw a group of Asians, SHE THOUGHT THEY WERE TWINKIES! (Sorry if it sounds racist in anyway)
Your mama is so small that, SHE USES A FREAKIN' DIRITO TO HANGGLIDE!
Your mama is so ugly that when scientist saw her the said "THERE'S BIG FOOT~!"
Your mama is so old that when God said "Let there be light!" she flipped on the lightswitch.
I got nothing now.
Your mum is so fat, she eats spam all day.
