Joke

Hahahah, are you serious hitman? I understand what Cenoix has to go through to understand a simple joke :P but i thought you would understand it......well i guess you are even more stupid than i thought :P

hahahahhaa... funny one

rofll....hahaha good one...

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the heck is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."

rofl those are both really good ones

lol. ownage. ive seen the first one before and its still funny. and the second one owns. i got this one joke but its alot more funny when you see it acted out, but whatever.

Ok. There is this couple from alabama with 6 children. They both decided that it would be better for both of them if they stopped having children. So they both go to this doctor about 50 miles from there house. And they tell the doctor their story and he says that he [the husband] should get his balls cut off. [historectomy i think] So the husband flips out [wouldn't you??] So they go to a different doctor and they tell him their story and hes says the same exact thing. Same with two more doctors. So they were thinking that these people are crazy and that they would try one more doctor. So they go to this new doctor and tell him their story and he offers a different method. He [the doctor] says to the husband
"Ok, i want you to take this beer can. And this M80 [its a big ass firecracker for the boons] and then light the M80 and stick it in the beer can. Then count to ten and you will be ready to have sex again without the worry of having children." So the couple loves what this doctor has to say so they get back home, and the husband does it. He lights the M80, sticks it in the beer can and holds it in his left hand. Thern in his right hand counts 1....2.....3....4.......5.... [then he puts the can in between his legs and counts with his left hand] 6.....7....BOOM!!!



lol.

I don't really get it..

EDIT: I mean napalm's...

The "father" wasn't the father.
The mailman was!!111 :o

lol that was good...

I don't get Napalm's completely...please explain :P

wow. ok. the father and mother wanted to be able to have sex agin without the worry of having children. so the doctor tells the dad to stick an m80 in a beer can and count to ten. since the guy is from alabama this is implying that he is a redneck moron. [typical sterotype] so he has to count with his fingers. i knew you guys wouldn't really understand it. id hoped for some of you. but i guess not.