"Yes, but" game

thank you sherlock

Have you ever strangled a man?

yes but he was a trans.

have you ever ate a bee?

Yes, but it flew down my throat and it's still there in my lungs.
Have you ever spanked an elephant?

yes but it turned out to be oprah in an elephant costume

have u ever slept with a celebrity?

Yes, but it turned out to just be oprah in an elephant costume ;)

Have you ever done lines of coke off a dirty hooker ass?

yeah but it wasn't coke, it was aspartame.
have u every cleaned out a shitbox?

Yes, but it turns out it was just my room.


Have you ever took a shit in a womens purse after having sex just to be kinky?

yes but it overflowed:O

have u every found a dollar in a thong?

Yes, but it was a strippers thong, and I put it there.




Have you ever flew a plane into someones house?