I saw a documentary on area 51. Some guys were trying to take a video of it and got up to the sign that said something about government area, blah blah trespassing = death blah blah go home geeks blah blah no we dont have a live vulcan blah blah no, data was a droid, not a vulcan, blah blah blah blah wtf ever. Anyways, they get up to this sign and these "Government Agent" type people come rollin over the hill lookin like the MiB (Men in Black for those of you who dont know =/ ), tell them to leave or they would be removed by force. And the geeks are all like WHOMG SCANDALL SECRETS TEE HEE I JUST WET MYSELF blarg. I personally think it's a big crock of *@&! Just like Loch Ness. I mean, if theres something in that lake, and we cant find it. One of two things is happening. Either were REALLY dumb, or its found a way to escape from ALL up-to-date forms of underwater location. Including Sonar. Which would be amazing for an animal to pull off...
Back on topic... I say let the government play assgrab with themselves over at Area 51. They probably just send all the nerds over there who think they are cool because they are working on TOP SECRET crap.
"Yeah, Smith... You scored the highest on the intelligence exam... yet you can't lift yourself over a bar thats waist high... AREA 51 for JOO! GO TEST OUR CRAP!"
Rant = Over