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The phone I want
Deadloader | Stuart | Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo. said:
haha my ex friend was apparently 4 inches or maybe shorter
Deadloader | Stuart | Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo. said:
XDhahahahahaha
OMG are oh eff ell i forgot that :lol:
http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=15618 lol i was on i-am-bored.com
Act of War: Direct Action Facts
When Jefferson enters an elevator, he's the only one allowed on. Anyone else that gets on is instantly teleported and thrown out the nearest window.
Jefferson never reloads because he never fires. He simply raises his gun and the terrorists die in sheer fear from seeing Jefferson and a gun in the same area.
When attacking air units, the Terrorists have a button that they have to press once they see Jefferson pointing his gun at them
'Press if fucked by Jefferson'
This instantly destroys the craft like any other bullet would.
Jefferson has x3 the health of any other trooper because he is constantly drunk, but SO excellent at holding his drinks, he can harness the power of Alcohol to take bullets.
Hence the drink mixer in every tank near him.
Jefferson is no longer allowed to hum the national anthem in the field, as every time he does, Zombie Jimi Hendrix rises from the grave and performs it as Jefferson sings in front of an audience of 500 000 expected Terrorists, making it the biggest Terrorist venue since the TTWS- The Taliban Terrorist Work Shop of 1995.
Jefferson taught John A. Macdonald how to drink, effectively.
The only reason why Jefferson is not knighted is because since the Terrorist Incident near Buckingham Palace, he killed over 500 Civilians simply by raising his gun and going 'rat-tat-tat-tat, you dead, crumpet eaters!'
Jefferson and Sam Fisher can never have a fair fight, because everywhere Jefferson goes, the sun instantly shines brightly and the temperature raises to a 'cool' 100 degrees farenheit.
Jefferson is only allowed to eat on restaurant Patio's, and never allowed inside. Due to the fact every time he enters a restaurant, all the propane used in the grills explode dangerously, everyone that is not white instantly has an AK in their hands, and everyone else is instantly sent to a field hospital and their identities traded for $500 dollars.
Everytime Jefferson raises his gun at someone, they instantly either A) Die, B) are arrested and vanish in a puff of Gold Shine, or C) Initiate a Movie.
Hey how are you
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Suprsingly, I don't have anything on my clipboard though. I'll be sure to visit this thread after i'm on the computer for more than a few minutes.
Song
~Artist: Puscifer
-Song: The Undertaker (Renholder Mix)
Thank You for making me
feel like I'm guilty
Making it easy to murder your sweet memory
You were way out of line,
went and turned it all around on me again
How can I not smell your lie
Through the smoke and arrogance.
But now I know
So you will not get away with it again
I'm distant in those hollow eyes
For I have reached my end. So...
Thank You for making me
feel like I'm guilty
Making it easy to murder your sweet memory
Before I go tell me
Were you ever who you claimed yourself to be
Either way i must say goodbye.
You're dead to me. So I...
Thank You for making me
feel like I'm guilty
Making it easy to murder your sweet memory
I'm severing the heart then I'm leaving your corpse behind
Not dead but soon to be, though.
I won't be the one who killed you
I'll just leave that up to you
I'm not gonna be here to revive you
I'm not gonna be here to revive you
I'm not gonna be here to revive you
I'm gonna be the one to say...
I told you so
I told you so
I told you so
I told you so
I told you so
I told you so
I told you so
I told you so
I told you
Severing the heart then I'm leaving you corpse behind
Not dead but soon to be and
I'm gonna be the one to say I told you so
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PM5K tattoo somebody got and I was showing it to a friend.
Well, is it still me that makes you sweat?
Am I who you think about in bed?
When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?
Well, then think of what you did
And how I hope to God he was worth it
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch your skin
I've got more wit
A better kiss
A hotter touch
A better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet
Sweetie you had me
Girl, I was it, look past the sweat
A better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat?
No no no, you know it will always just be me
Let's get these teen hearts beating
Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
So I guess we're back to us
Oh, cameraman, swing the focus
In case I lost my train of thought where was it that we last left off?
(Let's pick up, pick up)
Oh, now I do recall
We just were getting to the part
Where the shock sets in
And the stomach acid finds a new way to make you get sick
I sure hope you didn't expect to get all of the attention
Let's not get selfish
Did you really think I'd let you kill this chorus?
Let's get these teen hearts beating
Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
Dance to this beat
Dance to this beat
Dance to this beat
Let's get these teen hearts beating
Faster, faster
Let's get these teen hearts beating
Faster
I've got more wit
A better kiss
A hotter touch
A better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet
Sweetie, you had me
Girl, I was it, look past the sweat
A better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat?
No no no. you know it will always just be me
Let's get those teen hearts beating
Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Dance to this beat
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Dance to this beat
And hold a lover close
Let's get these teen hearts beating
Faster, faster
Let's get these teen hearts beating
Faster
some msn addy.. wont post here cause youll add him :P
I want joor msn addy
DAVID SEAMAN IS CRAP.
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Originally posted by Shurai@10 Hours Ago
DAVID SEAMAN IS CRAP.
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ps. angell, you want mine, or you copied that :|
•The percent yield of a reaction is the ratio of the actual yield to the expected yield time 100 percent.
haha... chemistry homework!
Yes Rob I want you..your msn ^.^
I added joo ^_^
But.. did you copy that.. :D
ange_de_chaos9999@hotmail.com < just copied ^_^ :mellow:
http://www.myspace.com/2_kool_4_skool_u_fool i guess... go add her she's ace!
andcc %l4, 1, %g0 ! checks if multiplier is positive
nothing (yes i did copy this last)
Theorem
I don't have anything in my clipboard atm. Haha
Pretty crazy.
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64.242.242.227:27015
Once again, nothing in my clipboard!!!!!
285-448-440
"W/Mo9 looking for mission party" haha I never did find a party (Guild Wars)
