Official "I Am So F**ked Up" Thread.

weed always makes me feel heavier and shit and weak in the legs and shit.. it's funny. XD and like my head was like falling backwards when i wasn't but then i was and it was fucking weirdest feeling

Best feeling i ever had was walking on a slanted hill, made me feel like my body was going up the hill but my head wasn't, felt like i was looking at me from someone elses head.

It usuallymakes me feel really light.

I think we should change the void to weedvoid.com haha

stonedvoid.com?
when im stoned everything is in like slow motion, and time passes SOOOO slow

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Originally Posted by Ben

I think we should change the void to weedvoid.com haha

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But then the only members would be you 4 :<

But it would be more active :P

Rofl Owneddddddd

rofl i feel so fuckin mashed! hahahahahahahha there was this dog called charles but the woman called it winston cause it kept trying to eat our doritos !!!!!!!! ROFLROFLROLF Hhahhahah AND THEN, WE FOUND THIS DEN. WITH A ROOF. SHIT IT WAS SHAPED LIKE A BED TOO. HAHAHAHhhahahahahahahah

Mmmmmmm....plectrum..

haha swabs i don't think you need weed xD

I'm eating tomato puree ^_^

I got a litre of lucozade :P Gets me fucked haha

OMG IM ERE N am pissedd, i can do the internets!s

hahahahah
shit bro i can do the internet too#11!XD roflorlfroflr
i'm sooo stoned.. my head is like all not moving but feeling like it i hve mr lif - I phantom on.. OMFG listen to this shit stoned it's mad crazy fucked man!!!! there's a tree over me to the right behind me.. i just ate one of those huge jelly tots tubes to myself, 10 toasts with jam and loads of pepsi!! XD and jelly babies!! OMFG i'm so not even half full

holy shit there was a pube inour weed so we called up the dealer and bitched and then they were like wtf and i don't knowwwwwww cause like....none of us had short curly hair

Maybe he used his weed for lube?

WOOO GNARKILL LYRICS!

reh
hey there
grandpa
grandpa, someone took my
my undies

who took my sirloin steak off my plate
on my dinner table and fucked it in my ass
must have been someone i hate
must have been medium well-done on my first date
hip
ting
i spit in my spitoon and i stew a load of beans on my spoon
then i serve it to your wife and fuck the broom hoo-heur
look what im doing in my room
pantyhose pornshop looking at my liver lamb shop
sack of shit damn damn aint no bully mam
hillbilly with a big bale of hay in my asshole today
must have been gay
ohh
got stuck for a second
i reckon
must have been plenty of time for me to get there beckon
beckon i reckon and i shit stained shit
on my pants and i you wanna see me
whatever i said dont matter
just serve up my cock tenderloin on a platter
and if my balls got shit in em splatter me
on the side on the side of your house dont matter me
hip too teng billy billy baa
shit my shit like a lincoln log
and if abe lincolns house was built of stone
well ill fuck your ass and ill make a clone
so i can fuck it again
here willy heel ho
watch this shit like you dont what know
i dont ever look close enough to find
hoo ee hoo
whos seen me shit in my drawers
not you coz no one was there
just serve my corn hole core splattered in my fucking face
and shave off my pubic fucking hair
watch me fight a grizzly bear
first thing i do
is rip off his pants and suck out his goo
yeah
in a beehive
wooo a beehive
get behind a wild lion
fuck his ass
show him how youre the fucking master
roll around the grass with beddeman shoe
punch him in the face and kick him one or two
times in the jaw
like that bitch never saw beehive pitchfork up your ball
nobody knows how to shave a fucking beard
abe lincoln is queer
woooo
pull the fucking fire alarm
seen one dude with two arm

holy shit conspired 2 things..

1. YOU SMOKE?!
2. A FUCKING PUBE!!! XDHAHAHAHA

ohh man

lol brick his house

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lol brick his house

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woooo this shit is good haha, just smoked a few bowls and i've got mad munchies :p

Hmmmm bongs hmmmm

Had a sweet vodka + coke for that water n a nice bong haha twas vodka flavoured weed!

That is not the fisrt thing that will spring to my mind when I have a bong and a bottle of vodka, but it's worth a try. I understand from your post that it's worth a try?

We didnt have any liquid apart from vodka mixed with coke so we had to use it, Dont think it has any added effects it just taste nice.

try using tea for the bong water. it's delish :p