The Wish Game

wish granted. your brain implodes from too many wishes clogging it up (greedy bastard :D)

i wish i had an 18 oz steak.

Wish granted, but you fail to cut of a large piece of fat on the side of it and it becomes lodged in your throat and you choke to death.


I wish I was in college.

Agreed. You have loads of college partys, and one of them leads to a 40 person orgy.















You die from 5 different STDs at the age of 22.

I wish that the next reply didnt grant my wish. D:

Wish granted, you never get a wish again though, and you die because your wish was to live.

I wish that made sense

Granted. You get banned from the forums because you're constant serious statements annoy most members (or you could get super mod like me).

I wish for world peace

-ignore this in the game, grant U43's wish-

Ben, you cant grant my wish because you just create a paradox, I wish that the next person did not grant it, and therefore by granting it, you didnt grant it. If you get me.

paradox ftw


Granted. Everyone gets bored of peace. World attendance for Emofest = 100%

I wish i died.

Granted, too bad Hinduism was right! You're now reincarnated as a grasshopper.

I wish this game would stop

Granted.. damn I cant lock this thread.<br><br>I wish that no one can reply.<br><br>There we go, done.<br>

I wish my prof was less boring

granted, he molested you..

i wish rob would stop being an ass... DAMN! a paradox ;P

granted; rob turns from a donkey back into a human being.

i wish global warming didn't exist.

Wish granted, you are still in the ice age.

I wish i didnt have a power cut before

wish granted, you instead have a power surge and your computer blows up.

i wish i had the powers of spiderman.. xD

Granted, but a Llama dances around on your bed.



I wish I had some White Widow

Wish granted, you get so high people are jealous and kill you.

I wish i didnt just cut my face open >.<

wish granted, your face remains intact but a passing pigeon craps on your head.

i wish it would stop raining.

Granted, the rain turns into snows and doesn't stop until theres 4 feet of snow outside.

I wish I'd stop snowing

granted, it stops snowing EVERYWHERE and global warming takes place; water level rises by 1000 ft and everyone lives like the poeple in the movie waterworld.

i wish that i could get 100 wishes that actually came true.

Granted, by the 100th wish was for none of your previous wishes to come true, so it's like it never happened.

I wish is was omnipotent

wish granted. you are worshiped like a god, and your followers perform entirely unnecessary rituals that begin to piss you off. in your anger, you pulverize all of your followers, and then feel guilty. you commit suicide.

i wish jessica alba was in my room. right. now.

Wish granted. She laughs at your size and walks out.

I wish I could think of something to paint on this canvas =/

wish granted. you paint something you consider to be a masterpiece, enter it in an art competition. the judges beat you senseless with an easel and put a paintbrush up your nostril, because your painting was "lacking meaning".

i wish i had a bigger penis. ^^

Wish ganted, it gows from one inch to two.

^^

I wish I didnt post here, I just like to grant wishes and not to make them

wish granted, but you stop posting in this thread, become depressed because lack of a social life and you commit suicide.


I wish I could pass my Analysis test...

Granted, you take the test and pass, but then some kids pull a Columbine and shoot up the school and you die.


I wish I had a AC adaptor for my laptop

you die..

i wish..

you die..

Granted, but I come back as a zombie and take a dump on your window sill.

I wish that you wish for Llamas and such

Granted, I wished for llamas to take a dump on your window sill

I wish you a merry christmas

Granted, You wish me a merry Christmas, but I don't celebrate Pagan holidays, so your wish was for nothing.


I wish I had some cheese

wish granted a 1500kg block of cheese falls on your penis squashing it into pulp

I wish i didnt have the taste of magners in my mouth

wish granted, you then fall into a swimmin pool full of magners.

i wish this thread was locked.

Wish granted, you proceed to lock the thread, because your a super mod, and then we all cry and get over it.

I dont need to wish cause its going to be locked woo :D

No wish - no fish!

I wish I wouldn't forget to wish all the time.

wish granted.. shit i forgot to wish.. :D

i wish rabies would come on msn and tell me which camera to buy ;P