1001 ways to die!

41. being owned by subzero's fatality :O! xD

getting shot through the screen in a PC game

43. Eat yourself starting from the toe and work your way up to your neck with the aid of a spork and several hundred knives

44. You go back in time, find yourself, create a paradoxical time loop by sleeping with your girlfriend back when she was hot, then being murdered by your jealous past-self.

45. Pummeled to death by a 100 year old Mike Tyson in the future..who eats your ears....and likes them...

46. Lack of Breath

47. Lack of sanity and jumping off the CN tower

48, being beheaded by an ugly monster baby

47. Burning in hell

48. Getting run over by a tank, Starting from the toes slowly...

49. Drowning.

50.Getting crushed by a rhino

51. You get captured by indians have they shrink your head.

50. Crusifiction

53. Choking on something

54. Getting owned by Dea cs skills

55. Cancer

56. You're in IKEA and something falls on you from a shelf.

57. Your are closed by someone in the microwave and turn up for warm up for 90 minute.

58. you are in the middle of desert. the sun blinds your eyes and you really want to drink. sun slowly drains your life. the you fall down and cant move. then human eating birds fly and see you. then they land and start eating you.. . omg

You do a backflip and kick yourself in the face. Alot.

60. Your parachute doesnt open.

61. While parachuting a bird gores you throught the stomach and all your intestines fall out

62. You get hung by your own intestents.

That was gross I apologize.

Lick a bright yellow frog.

lick a porcupine tipped with poison dart frog venom...and die while turning purple

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Originally Posted by Derek

Lick a bright yellow frog.

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haha you would come up with that.


64. Being tared and feathered to death.

66. You are forced to walk the plank in shark-infested water.

67. Getting a golf ball through the skull.

68. Eat an elephant in one gulp and die from exhaustion/being crushed

OMFG PHAT NOB'ED

69. You accedently shoot yourself with a nailgun. And the nails were rusty. Blood poisoning.

70. Challenging Madeleine McCann(Hide & Seek Champion 2007) to a duel, and therefore dying of age when not finding her

Being mummified in barbed wire.

eating by Narbs

trying to fly off the Grand Canyon....and not being able to

74. Forgeting to nmber your post -.-

75. Eaten by a velociraptor

76. Climbing a ladder when the roof falls down

shoot a high power laser at a mirror right in front of you...it reflects and burns ur brain...

77. Riding a shark