Yes, but I'm lying.
Have you ever punched a mime?
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Yes, but I'm lying.
Have you ever punched a mime?
*copied reason*
Yes, but he asked for it.
have you ever spit to the girl?
Yes, but she called me a whore.
Have you ever been a jerk to a disabled person?
yes but he was just acting.
have u ever made a sig that was soo ugly u cried?
Yes, but I cried on my computer and it broke and the sig got deleted. :P
Have you ever pretended you were smarter than you are?
Yes, but I thought I was:(
Has your best friend ever embarrassed you in front of all the people that hate you just for popularity status?
Yes but I did the same to him right after, so we are even. :P
Have you ever fallen out of a tree?
Yes, but i nearly died.
Have you ever kissed a monkey?
Yes but it looked very feminine.
Have you ever coughed so hard, that a lung came out?
Yes but my heart came out too
Have you ever taken magic mushrooms?
Yes but they made me hurl. :P
Have you ever spanked an old lady?
yes, but she was worthy for it.
bitch
have you ever called for a prostitute?
Yes but she was expensive. Had a good night thought.
Have you ever done beastality?
Yes, but it was a donkey show in Mexico so It doesn't count
Have you ever got arrested for public indecency?
yes but it was in Holland, and they let me out.
have u ever made a killer art piece on PS and forgot to save?
Yes but it got restored through some miracle.
Have you ever fingered your teacher?
yes but then I get kick ass hit to the face.
have you ever wanted to fuck an animal?
yes she was a sexy beast:p but she ran away.
have u ever falied at coming up with a good yes but...answer for this thread?
yes but shit happens then :D
have you saw a rolce royce with text "shit happens" on it.
Yes, but it was a 'shopped pic.
Have you ever seen fake art and thought that it was real?
Yes, but then I looked at it longer and realized it was fake.
Have you ever hung a dead body upside down in your tub, slit its throat and watched alll the blood gush out, then pumped him arms back and forth to get the rest out, then cut up his body into pieces and disposed of it?
yes but i'm not a sadist.
have u ever realized what a crazy guy apathy is?
yes, but I realized it late.
have you ever show your penis to santa?
Yes, but then he got mad and sad I wouldn't get any presents, so I poked him in the eye....
...with my penis
Have you ever bashed a beer bottle over someguys head for looking at you 'crossways'
yes but it was a full bottle nd i wasted alot of beer.
have you ever eaten a bug? and liked it?
Yes, but it was cooked right and had seasoning.
Have you ever took a shit on the floor of a public restroom?
Yes, but just now in my imagination.
Have you ever yelled your a gay atheist who is part black in a room full of racist rednecks?
yes but then they realized i wasn't a redneck...
have u ever bin called a redneck by a redneck?
Yes but turns out he was just some weird american yanky bill bob billy rae billi joe
Have you ever bowed down to the power of LEWK
yes but i still rock his sheet :cool::cool:
have you ever missed the gfxvoid so u came back to talk to ur mates?
Yes, but then I realized I have no friends here, haha.
Have you ever dumped sugar in somones gastank?
Yes but, i was drunk at the time
have you ever seen this thread before seeing it just now?
sorry if that doesnt make sense...
yes but it was when i posted earlier today
have u ever sat and counted to the highest number you could?
Yes, but I'm retarded and can't count past 3.
Have you ever seen an aborted fetus in a jar open its eyes?
Yes, but I found out later that it was just a trick of the light.
Have you ever fought with a bear?
yes but i lost.
have u ever listened to loser yourself?
Yes. but that was only 15045545687831 times
have you ever feel sad?
Yes, but then I look at the bright side and get over it.
Are you suicidal?
yes but then i found a nickel.
are you dreaming about men right now?
Yes but I realized I have a man*love him*
Does your best friend think your grandma is hot?
