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Originally posted by TheLegendaryOne@May 8 2005, 09:27 AM
I dont know if this has been said because I didn't read the posts, but I think the most painful death would to be covered in honey and buried in a huge anthill.
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Most painful death I could think of would have to be a chainsaw slowly cutting away at your head into your skull and then after it is only cut through your skull then someone starts slitting your throat with a dull rusty knife. Then you are still alive when they cut into your throat. I have seen someone get their throat slit like that and then their head cut off with the knife. I do NOT reccommend seeing what I have seen. I think about it everytime I think of death. I feel sorry for the guy. =\
most painful death would be getting your neck cut off by a kitchen knife ( behead ), theres a video to proove it
www.google.com
search: nick berg, nasty shit then the damn terrorist have the balls to pick up his head and show it to the camera, grose.
I know I have seen a similar video. It's nasty. When I was watching it I was eating cereal and almost threw up. I have a pretty strong stomach so I didn't. lolQuote:
Originally posted by element33@May 19 2005, 08:56 PM
most painful death would be getting your neck cut off by a kitchen knife ( behead ), theres a video to proove it
www.google.com
search: nick berg, nasty shit then the damn terrorist have the balls to pick up his head and show it to the camera, grose.
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Whos seen the Passion Of Christ? well he didnt die from it but it look really really painful... when he got hit by those guys, but those straps, spikes, all kinds of objects..bamboos lol, it just look like it suxed and i thought thatd be the worst way to die
Maybe getting your arsehole stabbed by a knife and a sword on the throat.
Nah, worst would be if someone got a cheese grater and started grating the top of ur head and then poured vinigar in.
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slowly with chainsaw from right above knee until your legs are off then pour spice onto flesh and then do the same thing to hands then just wait him to bleed to death
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Originally posted by NightStalker@May 22 2005, 04:05 PM
slowly with chainsaw from right above knee until your legs are off then pour spice onto flesh and then do the same thing to hands then just wait him to bleed to death
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I dont think most of these are the "most painful way to die"... Just ... ehh, i dunno
My idea of the most painful death is having your family members all lined up in a row and deciding what order they die in. Afterwards, after they are all dead, being skinned alive. After the skin is off, and eyelids being cut off, getting your tongue cut out so you can't scream. Then I'd say... having your fingers pulled on until the joint separates a little bit and putting a nail in the joint. Nailing your body down to the floor Jesus-style and Dissecting you while you were still alive. Cutting an end of the intestine off and slowly pulling it out. If you were a guy, castration next. If a girl, then I'd say... Breast removal and putting hydrochloric acid in the vagina and then sewing it up. After this step, I'd say... putting a mirror above them so they can watch you rip their heart out, slowly.. Even making cuts on the veins and arteries. With no eyelids to close their eyes, and a mirror that they are forced to look at, I'd say this is the most painful way to die.
Then again, my whole thing ^ could be looked at as Torture.
I've seen a guy get sawed in half by a table saw...
and get decapitated..
And get blown up...
So yeah..
If mine is looked at as torture, how about this..
Getting hit on a motorcycle by an 18 wheeler.. Helmet found 30 ft from the body, body 50 ft from the motorcycle
Happened to a friend's dad...
Worst way to die:
Your on the edge of a diving board sat on a chair, with the crazy frog song on a tv infront of you, the only way to turn it off is by moving backwards but then you'll fall into a pool of lemon juice, the pool isn't deep enough for you too drown so you'd break your legs, but that could be worse right? Yes whilst your at the top, your balls are tied to the climbing up poles so they rip off when you fall leaving the lemon juice to run freely into your sack, also your mouth has a mini springboard jammed into your mouth and the panels have a sandpaper coating so if you try to get your mouth off the springboard it opens further breaking your jaw, and if you jump it scrapes your teeth all the way down to the nerves and pulp and gums and whatever else is in your teeth =], also the lemon juice would run into your mouth thus causing excrutiating pain.
This is from the film "seven"
Have a strap on knife instead of a strap on dildo and you know **** a woman.
Please note, that is not from my mind (i'm not sick) It's from a film called "seven"
Or, again from a film.
Make someone bite the curb before stamping on the back of their head (knocking all their teeth out and making their gums BLEED!)
most painful is that style of terorizing poeple somewhere in china in old times they catch you and give the bambus tree under you, and it will grow under you to your ass and so on.. that will kill you...
and then if someone shot you to stomach ure dying like 4-5 hours ouch
actually you are all wrong. There is this drug that knocks out your movement, but you can still see, hear, and worst of all feel. And the you get your fee and hands cut off with razor wire. Slowly. Then you take cigarettes and place them on the open wounds. Then for the final touch, douze the wounds in hydrocloric acid. If anyone has survived throughthis they have extreme will. Afterwords if they are still alive inject this one neurotoxin that makes the nerves go haywire in pain. Then there is of course after that. You take a very rusty dull knife and you start cutting the person at random until they bleed to death. That whole process imo would be the most painfull way to die. Also another painfull way to die would be to have your balls cut off and then you were burned alive. That would pretty much suck.
getting ur nuts choped off and then making u eat them, while they rape u though the ass whole...
hole* hehehe
being run over by a short bus while your drowning in a puddle of fiery oil.......cuz you are on fire...drowning.......your in oil so it gets deep into your skin..and you are drowning in a puddle(pretty embarassing)....then being run over by a shortbus(welll that explains itself)............
Medieval torture of being hung naked upside down, then cutting you in half from penis to head. Since the blood is rushing to your head being upside down, you won't go unconcious until they had cut through the stomach.
In old Japanese times... Shinsengumi Vice Commander Toshizo Hijikata took a guy, hung him upside down, put 5 inch nails into his feet, took candles and lit them on fire on top of the nails. When the candle wax burnt, it would go into the thighs and would melt everything down...
from reading some peoples posts i doubt this is the most painful way to die but im sure most people know what it feels like to get a papercut, especially between the fingers and on your tounge, well imagine a large blade hanging above you while your tied down. the large blade swings from side to side slowly cutting into you deeper and deeper, starting of like a paper cut, they do this 1000 times. not very pleseant ey?
its an old medevil torture.
or how about getting papercuts at the sides of your mouth like a chelsea smile, also at the sides of your eyes and every place where you can imagine... maybe you wouldnt die but the pain would be excrutiating and plus everytime you screamed the slits at either side of your mouth would get larger and larger.
im sure youd want to die if that happened to you...
Here's one.
Using a knife to slowly peel the skin off your *ahem* parts. Then force you to eat it. Then slowly peel the rest of your skin. Like the first person said, except, not at once, slowly so you can feel each one. Just pulling on each hair with burning pliers. After you've been peeled of skin and hair(even on your head), shoot their *ahem* parts. Then just stab at it and stretch it to enlarge the wound, and put, something painful in it, like vinegar, or a rat, or something. Then hang them upside down, and use like a two inch nail, and with precision, stab them in the head but avoiding the most important veins. Leave the nail there, but push it in so deep you will not be able to see it anymore. Lift them up horizontally, and drop them on a little nail that will pierce through their spinal cord. Heat up the nail in your head with a lighter or a torch, so that you feel the inside of your head is about to explode but not going too. Then begin popping each insignificant vein and heat them up as well. After that, put a knife up the asshole, and slowly twisting it, take it out, and then throw in a match several times. It'll hurt a lot for a moment, but your fluids will put out the match. That's why I said several times. Attach string to the eye balls and pull at them, when they are extended enough, burn them, then yank them out. Then begin popping the rest of the more important veins with nails and fire. Before you die from lack of blood, skin the body again to show the insides, then you die...very painfully.
hmmm...
u know how in movies they put a rat on your belly and then they put a bucket on the rat, its starts to scrath your belly like crazy. But instead put the rat and the bucket on your face ^_^
Getting thrown into a wood chipper? That would most def be the shittiest way to die.
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Originally posted by Bender@22 Hours Ago
Here's one.
Using a knife to slowly peel the skin off your *ahem* parts. Then force you to eat it. Then slowly peel the rest of your skin. Like the first person said, except, not at once, slowly so you can feel each one. Just pulling on each hair with burning pliers. After you've been peeled of skin and hair(even on your head), shoot their *ahem* parts. Then just stab at it and stretch it to enlarge the wound, and put, something painful in it, like vinegar, or a rat, or something. Then hang them upside down, and use like a two inch nail, and with precision, stab them in the head but avoiding the most important veins. Leave the nail there, but push it in so deep you will not be able to see it anymore. Lift them up horizontally, and drop them on a little nail that will pierce through their spinal cord. Heat up the nail in your head with a lighter or a torch, so that you feel the inside of your head is about to explode but not going too. Then begin popping each insignificant vein and heat them up as well. After that, put a knife up the asshole, and slowly twisting it, take it out, and then throw in a match several times. It'll hurt a lot for a moment, but your fluids will put out the match. That's why I said several times. Attach string to the eye balls and pull at them, when they are extended enough, burn them, then yank them out. Then begin popping the rest of the more important veins with nails and fire. Before you die from lack of blood, skin the body again to show the insides, then you die...very painfully.
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getting tied to a chair and unable to move and FORCED to watch the Cosby show for days and days untill you release the truth i hope i didnt hurt anyone about the cosby show just my opinon B)
Lol ilovecoheed, someone finally noticed. Took me a while to make that up, but I'd say its the most painful heheh
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Originally posted by Bender@22 Minutes Ago
I'd say its the most painful heheh
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i didnt take the time to read but when i just did i was Scared that this would happen to me AHHH
The only disturbing part about that is you wrote it in thinking people would think it is disturbing. congratulations, because of society you have now done that. claps with head shacking towards everyone that is finding this disturbing with no respect.Quote:
Originally posted by Bender@Yesterday, 8:14 PM
Here's one.
Using a knife to slowly peel the skin off your *ahem* parts. Then force you to eat it. Then slowly peel the rest of your skin. Like the first person said, except, not at once, slowly so you can feel each one. Just pulling on each hair with burning pliers. After you've been peeled of skin and hair(even on your head), shoot their *ahem* parts. Then just stab at it and stretch it to enlarge the wound, and put, something painful in it, like vinegar, or a rat, or something. Then hang them upside down, and use like a two inch nail, and with precision, stab them in the head but avoiding the most important veins. Leave the nail there, but push it in so deep you will not be able to see it anymore. Lift them up horizontally, and drop them on a little nail that will pierce through their spinal cord. Heat up the nail in your head with a lighter or a torch, so that you feel the inside of your head is about to explode but not going too. Then begin popping each insignificant vein and heat them up as well. After that, put a knife up the asshole, and slowly twisting it, take it out, and then throw in a match several times. It'll hurt a lot for a moment, but your fluids will put out the match. That's why I said several times. Attach string to the eye balls and pull at them, when they are extended enough, burn them, then yank them out. Then begin popping the rest of the more important veins with nails and fire. Before you die from lack of blood, skin the body again to show the insides, then you die...very painfully.
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I think green house gasses and racism is more disturbing.
To make it the most painful death you'd have to prolongue it ... so basically torture them for over a few months and leave them without knowing what time it is, or how long they have been there .. so in a dark dank place where you sleep deprive them and mentally torture them till they hate themselves .. they force them to slowly cut off their own hand and then cover the cut in wasabi and lots of powdered stuff .. them with the muscle showing tell them to hammer .. (if not do it yourself) rusty nails into the muscle until they bleed to death in agony ...
don't judge :lol:
Well everyone's different... some people will recieve pleasure from cutting one of their limbs off but as most people I would find it extremly painful... the meaning of pain is quite arguable... anyway these are pretty entertaining to read so continue :)
Having you limbs cut off with a blunt axe :lol:
I think poking eyes would be pretty fun! Also stapling eyelids, and nose, and sticking a whole metal pole thru any part of the body..maybe knock out or pull out teeths, stick a knife into your ear..somehow!
i'd say slit the sides of the mouth open almost up to the ears, cut the rows of teeth out down lower than the roots pour some kind of powerful acid or burning hot metal down they're throat.
Dude I think drowning would suck.
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Originally posted by Vermilion@October 01 2005, 2:36 PM
Getting thrown into a wood chipper? That would most def be the shittiest way to die.
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hahahah i laughed out loud .. just the way it's written.
I'd say worst way would be having your father's uncle's cat scratch your eyeballs out. THen they shove a smalll explosive up your arse. With acid pellets inside .. then nerve gas. Then throwing hot coals at you .
then laughing
yep and the most painfull part is laughing :lol:
Burning would quite possibly be incredibly painful. And of course, there's always the popular hairdryer torture. More painful for women than men. Anyone read The Spear? Think it's by Herbert or Patterson.. Probably Herbert. Anyway, he featured torture by hairdryer in his book..
James Herbert is one sick bastard. How could someone could come up with that, even for fiction, is beyond me -.- *shudders*Quote:
Köhner left them and walked to the end of the room towards the table. He picked up something and as he returned, Steadman was puzzled at the object's familiar appearance. 'A simple hairdryer, Steadman. It doesn't take sophisticated instruments to hurt someone - anything handy will do. This is one of my specialities, actually.' He plugged it into a socket by the door, unwinding the long lead as he rose. Köhner flicked the switch with a thumb and the machine whirred into life. He switched it off again, satisfied, and took up a position behind Hannah.
* * He grabbed her under the chin and held her head against his body in a vice-like grip. 'The ears, first, I think. It'll do terrible damage to her eardrums. Bad enough when it's cold air, but when it really warms up...'
... He tested the heat by blowing air against his own cheek. 'Ah, yes. Nicely warming up. It's one of the more powerful variety, of course - the type used by hairdressers - so it gets a little hotter than usual. Although that isn't really necessary. An ordinary hairdryer is just as good - it takes a little longer, that's all. Let me see, the breasts after the ears. No, perhaps not. I think she'll be too far gone by that time to feel anything there. Maybe the eyes. Yes, the eyes will be good, even with the lids closed.'
* * 'Köhner!'
'And finally, the vagina. That will kill her, of course, Steadman.' The whining machine was pushed against Hannah's ear and she tried to struggle away from it. She screamed as the hotair blasted its way down her ear canal and reached the eardrum.
OUCH. That made me cringe ! lol
the torute! made crofty cringe,
...what about the poor bugger...,
..who burnt her minge!
^ :o my new song :lol:
