[Forum Game]Movie quotes/lines :P

Zoolander

Cox: Give me the CD!
Chad: As soon as you give us the money, dickwad!

Burn After Reading!

"Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, fuck me! Fuck me!"

Haha, going old school huh? Pulp Fiction

"The snozberries taste like snozberries"

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. The Original.

"Welcome to the real world."

The Matrix (Keanu's a terrible actor btw)

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

TAKEN! That guy was a bad ass!

"Mother! Oh God, mother! Blood! Blood!"

Psycho (1960)

"Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?"

HOT FUZZZZZ!

"You're in the asshole of the world, Captain!"

WTF IS THIS SPAMMERS.

"Eat Me."

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Originally Posted by Ptka

HOT FUZZZZZ!

"You're in the asshole of the world, Captain!"

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Apocalypse Now

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"

Full Metal Jacket.

"You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus."

Haha, Stepbrothers.

"You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"

Sceary movie xD
"Lion falled inlove with little Sheep.."

Twilight?

"What do you mean, "you people?"

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Originally Posted by Linda

Sceary movie xD

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Lol, wasn't scary movie it was from Half Baked (1998) First stoner movie I ever watched, haha.

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@ Ptka - Tropic Thunder (that movie kinda sucked)

I've got blood and everything and I'm tryin' to hold him together! I'm puttin'... the guy's fuckin' insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He's saying, sayin' "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" He keeps calling my name! "I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy!" I said "Why? I can't find your fuckin' legs! I can't find your legs!"

First Blood!

"Well the country is like, what, 10 states wide? And each state is roughly 100 miles across. So that's like 1000 miles. We're going about 60 miles an hour, so we should be there in like 600 minutes."

Horsedick.mpeg

lol, Miss March


"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a beam of light to catch."

K-PAX! ;)

"Get your fokkin' tentacle out of my face!"

Wickus! from District 9

"Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!"

Ooh a classic.
Clockwork Orange! 1971... ;)

"We just lost one hot MILF!"

The Final Destination.

"It's a groovy time for a movie time / So grab your gal, and grab a seat / But don't forget to get something to eat / Delicious meat, a nutritious meat / You can't beat my meat for a special treat / Sucking on me is really neat / Don't be a jerk and don't be a fool / Be a good neighbor and follow these rules / What are these rules? / Remember to keep your shoes on at all times / Don't pull your penis out unless you really need to / Indecent exposure is a Class 2 felony..."

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters!
Epic long title!

"When somebody asks me a question, I tell them the answer."

Slumdog Millionaire?

"I've seen enough blood, but if you want more, I can't stop you. But I must warn you, that it will be your blood, and not ours."

The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc!

"I'll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby."

Lol, Gran Torino. Perfect role for Clint.

".....they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"

BRAVEHEART!

"Scram, McFly. I'm cuttin' in."

Back To The Future. Marty McFly lol

"I got a full-on robot chubby."

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey!
Another awful acting job by Keanu Reeves... ;)

"Code it in. We need to be dead."

The Bourne Ultimatum (good series)

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

Dirty Harry!

"I read somewhere... how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong... but to feel strong."

Into the wild.

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse"

The Godfather!
Already used a quote from that movie, cheater! ;)

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

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Originally Posted by Ptka

The Godfather!
Already used a quote from that movie, cheater! ;)

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Well I didn't see it, so suck it. :P

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V For Vendetta!

"Say 'hello' to my little friend!"

Scarface.

"Boys, oh boys... I think he's come back for his noon feeding."

Jaws. lol killer sharks

"THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!"

A League of Their Own! Tom Hanks baby.

"Did I ask you to be his psychiatrist? No. I asked you to fucking kill him."

In Bruges

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

Annie Hall! WOODY ALLEN!
Nice quote. ;)

"That black book's a joke. It's only got two names in it for the whole country. And one of them's still Al Capone."

Casino (1955)

"... my precious..."

EZ one...
It's LoTR!

"You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted."