Corrput-A-Wish Thread

Granted, but you don't have photoshop, only paint.

I wish I was a fish.

Granted but one of your fins are broken so you can only swim in circles

I wish i could fly.

granted... but you are chained with a 5 meter long chain

i wish i was 20 again

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Originally Posted by Xelo

granted... but you are chained with a 5 meter long chain

i wish i was 20 again

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Granted but no one remembers you.

I wish I was a bird.

Granted, but you're an ostrich so you can't fly.

I wish that birds could talk.

Granted, but they only talk about how cool is flying and you are sad cause you can't fly...

I wish 4 world peace.... xD

granted, but you now live on mars. theres no one there to have fights with, so you get world peace, just in another world

i wish guys had periods, instead of girls

Granted, but we bleed all over you.

I wish I had some Pringles.

granted, but they're dipped in man-period-blood

meanie butt... why would a guy ever bleed all over someone D:
sooo traumatizing


i wish i didnt have ADD

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Originally Posted by gr4ph1kP4ND4

granted, but they're dipped in man-period-blood

meanie butt... why would a guy ever bleed all over someone D:
sooo traumatizing


i wish i didnt have ADD

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Granted, but you spend rest of your life concentrating on a fly.

I wish I had Pringles without man-period-blood on it.
Edit: Granted cuz mom brought Pringles and theres nothing you can do about it! HAH

i wish i had some of your pringles cause i'm fucking hungry :(

Grant But They Expired 2 years ago so they nasty and smell like shit

I wish i was high

granted but you're high off of toad sweat. when you lick the belly of a colorado river toad, you get high off of the venom. too bad you licked to much and now you die (cause yeah... its still venom even if it gets you high)

i wish i didnt have asthma

Granted, but now you have AIDS.

I wish that phones were phones.

granted. but now imaginary numbers are real too

i wish i had a life -.-

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Originally Posted by gr4ph1kP4ND4

granted. but now imaginary numbers are real too

i wish i had a life -.-

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Granted but now you're life is boring.

I wish I was a beast.