This or That?

japan, they have anime/manga

knife or fork?

Knife. *courtesy stab*

death or disease?

Death.
Capital punishment or jail for the rest of your life?

jail for the rest of your life.

fat or slim?

Slim.
Milk or juice.

juice

fast or slow?

i like it slow..more time to savour.

eat or fart?

Eat, i'm a fat bastard xD

Long relationship full of sex or many one night stands with different sexxy women?

long relationship.

celery or broccoli?

celery :p nice with peanut butter :)

immortal life with no life
or 25 year life full of life