World Record Thread

Some say that he lives in a cave, and that he can make a bomb out of only a roll of toilet paper. All we know is he's called The Shiv.

trollolo

use 2 ply, its easier

1ply 2ply big boom watch my shoes fly

Shazam....One seconds the building is there, the next seconds its gone!

gone with the wind

Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn

the hills are alive with the sound of music

Samuel came back to the Void on March 28, 2012.

and wasnt seen from since

Pedobear

Sometimes, I like standing in an empty room, pretending i'm a carrot....

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I like turtles

Turtles are delicious, and their shells double as soup bowls.

That will surely give your dinner guests a good experience. Dead turtle soup in a turtle shell

It looks great next to my cat skull centerpiece. It really completes the whole 'psycho serial killer' ensemble.

Very Nice, I find that cat skulls compliment my collection of dog skeletons nicely.

SeX?

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Originally Posted by shiv96

Very Nice, I find that cat skulls compliment my collection of dog skeletons nicely.

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You should try attaching a cat skull to a dog skeleton. It can be a modern day tribute to early abstractism sculptures

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Originally Posted by Apathy

You should try attaching a cat skull to a dog skeleton. It can be a modern day tribute to early abstractism sculptures

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That's a good idea, but I'm afraid my guinea pig leg bone collection might take up too much room for that to fit.

how big can a few guinea pig bones be? Just use em for soup bones, problem solved.

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how big can a few guinea pig bones be? Just use em for soup bones, problem solved.

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I heard they add a special flavor to soups and stews. I'll try that for next time. But they have to be freshly killed and removed from the guinea pig. Its add even more flavor.

Run 'em through a meat grinder. Alive.

That should work. Make sure you get em disease free though

diarrhea soup

I R the niggest.

derp

herp

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it should start at zero then go to negative lol. 3.5 fucks is three times as many fucks as i usually have to give during any part of the day

haha

i gotta get my box of fucks out of my closet for this one

This is a much better representation:

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Originally Posted by Liquid

i gotta get my box of fucks out of my closet for this one

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no, you should save those for times, in which you are in need of fucks

You bro

are stupid.

So this is where the kool kidz hang out

gtfo

get out nOW !!!!!!

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You're all a bunch of bitches

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Originally Posted by Apathy

You're all a bunch of bitches

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we're just tryin to be like you