World Record Thread

Here I'll translate Apathy's recent bullshit for people:

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Originally Posted by Apathy

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kill yourself with a rusty steak knife

and fyi post count used to be turned off in the void, it probably got turned back on accidentally during the forum rearrangement faggggggggg

Congratulations you have a daughter! (somehow), Apathy, meet Wednesday, Wednesday meet your new daddy.

now gtfo my thread eurotrash

Which thread?

All.

All your threads?

Don't talk, watch!
Don't talk, watch!
You came here. Watch it.
Don't like it? Walk out.
We still have all your fucking money.

Do not nudge, kick or jiggle the seat in front of you.
I'm sitting there!
I am everywhere at once
and I will cut you up.

If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife.

Do not explain the plot.
If you don't understand, then you should not be here.
Your money is our money
and we will spend it on drugs.

Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly.
Be considerate to others,
or I will bite your torso
and give you a disease.

Did you bring your baby?
Babies don't watch this.
Take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets.
Run over it after the show.

If I see you videotaping this movie,
Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
and dissolve your testicles
and turn your guts into snakes.

This is copyrighted movie for Time Warner.
If I find that you've sold it on eBay,
I will break into your house
and tear your wife in half.

I like cake.
loljk

I LIKE STRANGULATING WOMEN IN THEIR SLEEP.
loljk

-loljk

I think Apa is hot
loljk

tyty people love me

so the official world record thread atm is on facebook with over 1mil comments.... guys we need to step it up here.

Penis

penis

facebook is a conspiracy ran by the fbi to steal your internets and therefore anything within it is invalid. :apathy:

Penises and vagina.

Touche.
I raise your bet, and add a dog.

chinese people eat children

failed abortions

I hear they call those 'distelos' in Britain.

Fried babies with a side of salad.

Has Apathy been round these parts? I smell cow shit -usually his general musk.

Boom Boom bang

lol

Red Fish

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Originally Posted by Distelo

Has Apathy been round these parts? I smell cow shit -usually his general musk.

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Nah, you're mixing up the scent of your own bullshit with the greatness that is myself.

btw your new sig is gay.

You fail
GTFO

http://www.cheersandgears.com/upload...5198531746.jpg

Dat ass.

Feels like I'm wearing... Nothin' at all, Nothin' at all

Bang bang

NOTHING AT ALL NOTHING AT ALL NOTHING AT ALL NOTHING AT ALL NOTHING AT ALLNOTHING AT ALL NOTHING AT ALL nothing at all

gtfo

no you gtfo

this is the unofficial Apathy thread

gtfo out my thread noooooooooooob

gtfo
Pwned.

Is the chatbox not loading for anyone else. Site has been acting weird as shit the past few days