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Wow, i feel like i am surrounded by little 5th graders. Except some pranks were pretty good. I think somebody said this, but the best one is put saran wrap over the toilet, but under the seat, so when somebody goes to take a crap or piss, it has nasty consequences. Better done at night.
Lock the doors to a public building with a bike lock...
Take the security tag off of a product in a store and stick it to your victim or a shopping cart. When they walk out, they beep...
Dump a bottle of liquid dish soap into a toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an amazing amount of bubbles...
Put hot sauce in the ketchup...
If you have a sprayer on your sink, tape the handle down and point it where the victim will stand. When they turn the sink on they get sprayed...
Switch the M and N keys on someone's keyboard...
More when I think of them.
:lol: your future shall be devoured by my thoughts of silly jokes .... :lol: man i love being the next generation of society ;)Quote:
Originally posted by MetalSkin@5 Hours Ago
well at over twice your age MaDD, I have come to realise that males have a regresive gene which causes more bizare behaviour as they get older.
I have no idea how this is going to affect people like deadloader... all i know is that it scares me
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My jokes(you get a lot of stuff when your the duct tape man :P ):
-Saran wrap someone to thier bed when thier sleeping(duct tape them if youre feeling particularly mean)
-duct tape a cup to the ceiling fan(make sure it cant be seen, cup or tape) and fill it with confetti(glitter if you wanna be nasty)when they turn on the fan, it goes everywhere.
-when someone is sleeping, pour powdered milk on them(be quiet) they will sweat and milk will get in thier pores. theyll smell like sour milk for weeks.
-tape bubblewrap around someones tires. when they move it sounds like someones trying to shoot them.
-get a rope, pull it over the corner of a building, and have a friend hold it at one end. then ask someone to hold the rope for a second whil you get something. have your friend do the same, and watch from a hidden place. eventually the people will get fed up and go see whats at the end of the rope. this gets you some very strange reactions.
-cover everything in your friends room in shrinkwrap.
-get a friend to squirt ketchup all over himself. then squirt ketchup on your friends bed or couch(or floor in front of the front door if you really wanna freak him/her) then have your buddy lay down like hes dead in the pile of "blood".
-invite your friends over and hide a bucket full of water in the bathroom(like behind the shower curtain or under the sink) then excuse yourself and very slowly pour water into the toilet like your pissing. take breaks every few minutes, then start up again. do this until you empty the bucket. usually the guests are rolling on the floor in tears after this.
-buy 3 chickens(the more crazy and erratic, the better) label them 1, 2, and 4. let them go in a large building and watch as people try to find the third chicken that doesnt exist.
more when i think of them.
i like the chicken one, very inventive.
One I heard of is what some workers did to my old boss. When he was on holidays they went into his office and managed to get every peice of furniture attached to the roof, as well as sticking all the stuff to his desk etc, such that his office was upside down when he returned from holidays.
Requires a lot of effort and can cause damage to the roof, but man its funny.
how did they manage to get it to stay up there? surely they didnt use duct tape because the boss wouldve seen it...
I think it was one of those suspended ceilings, they removed the tiles, and got wire and tied em up to the supports and then replaced the ceiling tiles.
I can't see how you would do it to a normal roof as you wouldn't be able to do it without damaging the roof.
I have heard of someone putting glad wrap (cling wrap i think the americans call it) to a lil bit inside the door way, and then filling up the gap of the door and the cling wrap with scrunched up paper balls. I think they did it from the inside and then exited via the window. When the guy opened the door, they got covered in an avalanch of paper. I think this was in a dorm.
Stick a fish in your friends hubcaps, they'll stink for days until they disintegrate from all the wind going through it...
My jokes part 2:
-Find a car for sale onthe side of the road. put a sign thatsays "call for more info between 3AM and 5AM" you wont be able to see the reply you get, but the poor guy selling the car will surely be baffled(wow havent heard that word a lot lately)about ehy people are calling so early
-go to the highway with a blowdryer. point it out the car window, see if anyone slows down.
-Dress up as a horror movie character and go running through a preschool with a chainsaw.
-put on pair of dark sunglasses and go to the local mcdonalds. go to the drive thruand ask for a braille menu. then make your order and drive off. the drive thru guy will be like"WTF?"
-put a sign on the speaker in the drivethru thatstates"Speaker is broken please speak loudly and clearly"then go park within earshot and watch as people scream at the speaker.
-Baby swapping is really funny, especially when the parents dont realize it.
-get a roll of caution tape and go into a large office building. tape off all the bathrooms.
-spit out your window on the higheway at other people.
-make cookies with salt instead of sugar and give away free cookies.
-turn "gay for a day"(sounds wierd but as long as it isnt permanent its ok.) and start smooching against dudes. this one gives yousome very obtuse results.
-hide clamchowder or some other slimy food in your shirt. then "puke" on someone random. then sayyour sorry and eat some of the drippings.
-do wnat andy milonakis does: askpeople random questions. keep going until the guy walks off.
-duct tape 2 cars together by the axles(spare the tape, spoil the job. use a lot of tape, and by a lot i mean like 4 to 5 rolls.)
-sneeze while in line for something. most likely, someone will say "bless you" or "keshuenheit" then scream "THERE ARE VOICES IN MY HEAD!!! AHHHH!!!!" and run out of there.
-kidnap a dog and replace it with a goat. be sure to give the dog back though.
-cover something in tape(anything, if you have enough tape go tackle a big office building) make sure the doors are securely closed.
-get in a wheelchair and have a friend push you into walls and such. works best in a large crowd and you do a flip out of the chair.
ill have more, trust me.
Baby Ruth Bar, you totally stole that from Caddy Shack ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Shurai@1 Week Ago
throw a chocolate bar in the swimming pool, make sure its real nutty.
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