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granted. she loves you more than ever now that you are married (so you never get to go anywhere because shes gonna want to tag along and your buddies give you a bunch of shit because youre never around and all you want to do is sit on the couch and watch some fucking football but no....theres dishes to do and a yard to mow so goodbye playoffs.)....sucka!
i wish my hair was long again
Granted, it grows over your eyes and you get run over and die.
I wish i had my own house
Wish granted. She's pregnant.
I wish I could get a good job.
You get one and drown ina bath of money
I wish people wouldnt post so late on this thrread
Wish granted. You just melt for being so picky.
I wish I could write music as well as Rabies.
Wish granted, you lose your finger in a music related accident.
I wish i had real wishes
Wish Granted......yea
I wish i knew php
Granted, but then you only know the syntax and not the design principles and end up writing awful code.
I wish I had a custard pie.
Wish granted. Nightfire steals it from you and eats it because that's the kind of person he is. =D
I wish I could be in a James Bond movie.
Granted. You end up being the villain and die in the end.
I wish this wish was granted.
