1001 ways to die!

78. take a bath in bbq sauce and jump in a large fire...tasty...

76. Tease a dolphin

77. Talk smack to goat

78. lock yourself in a room with a fat hungry guy..

79. Breath a toxic gas

80. Say im a terrorist on public transport

81. Have a rusty nail penetrate your skin and dieing of tetanus.

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Originally Posted by Samuel

81. Have a rusty nail penetrate your skin and dieing of tetanus.

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I think that one has been said oddly enough..erm I'l hacve to look for it.

82. Seeing the same way to die twice in this thread.

headphones melt into your ear and you get a nasty ear infection which leads to your death

84.Tree falls on you

85. eat lead based paint

86. Wait

87. drop 10 shot put balls on your head from 300 feet

88. Wear a suicide belt

89. punch superman in the face.

90. play hop skotch on the highway

91. Go to Iraq

91. Play basketball on the highway.

92. Jerking off too much

Deeereeeeeek.......

93.

playing ring around the land mine.....................drunk

94. Not telling goat what Tjuhu means

Hump a tank barrel.

94. Russain Roullette...and losing

97. Punching a bear

Someone doesn't know how to count !.!

Ouch.

98. Getting owned by Squirt

99. Forgetting to count your shots in a gunfight

100. You finish the game Postal 2 and at the end "the wife" comes out of your screen and shoots YOU instead.

101. Jumping into a pile of black cotton without your glasses, thus not seing it was scorpions, not cotton:P

Choking on vomit

103. Being shot while chasing someone with a banana.

104. Counting wrong in this thread. :(

105. Russian roulette.

106. Chinese gambling house.

107. Dieing from loss of blood when your genital warts pop, due to supersonic sound.

108. Shoot up a school

109. Brazilian Neck-Tie.

110. Donkey punch gone wrong

111. You fall on the dancefloor and people dance you to death.

112. One of ma Home Boiz Pop A Cap In Yo Ass Like Ma dayzz

113. Someone drops the "Lord of the rings" book on your head.


(its really thick for those of you who are not aware of its leetness)