"Yes, but" game

Yes, but my grandma died before he could tell her.
Have you ever seen your grandpa naked?

yes, but only twice

have you ever ripped a tutorial?

Yes, but I have a split personality and ended up ripping from my alternate ego.

Have you ever spit in someones food?

yes, but I did it with a lot of love :)

have you ever breathed?

yes, but i cannot stop

Have you ever pissed in the sink of a king?

Yes but he caught me and chopped off my head.
Have you ever assassinated a dictator?

Yes,but that was in 1945.
Have you ever spoke with mime?

yes, but he pissed me off after 2minutes.

have you ever licked a shit?

Yes, but it was a fake dog turd.
Have you ever prank called your teacher?

Yes, but I haven't been in school for years, so she thought it was just some creppy guy callin' her.

Have you ever had a bad trip, thought you could fly, and jumped off a roof?

Yes but it was a midget's house so i only fell a 5 feet.

Have you ever sacrificed a baby?

Yes, but it was a baby doll

Have you ever hit on your sexy teacher of the same sex?

yes, but he had this crazy ponytail that was just irresistable.

have you ever snorted meatloaf?

Yes but it had A1 on it and i couldn't miss a drop.

Have you ever been to a gay bar?

Yes but the signs outside were VERY misleading... :P
Have you ever eaten Cool-Aid powder without adding water?

Yes, but it was very good.
Have you ever stripped and pole danced in a room full of hot nuns?

Yes but they weren't very religious and didn't care.
Have you ever asked a random stranger for sex?

yes but she was damned great in bed.

have u ever discovered an unknown child of yours?

yes, but I discovered only his head.

Have you ever lived in a house or flat?

yes, but I'm moving out eventually
Have you ever wondered why that question was so not out there?

Yes, but a horse is a horse of course of course.

Have you ever stole a car and ran over a pedestrian?

Yes, but the pedestrian didn't die.
Have you ever played GTA and then got the urge to boost a car?

yes but i got shot before that.

have u ever eaten canned pistachios?

Yes,but It was a gift?

Have you ever picked your nose when noones lookin?

yes, but I doing it queitely

have you ever stolen something?

Yes,a lotta things :P

Have you ever felt like just quitting school/college/work and just live life the way you wanna?

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Originally Posted by Suddu

Yes,a lotta things :P

Have you ever felt like just quitting school/college/work and just live life the way you wanna?

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Yes, but then I realised I could not get as far in life without going through the education system ( Without a bit of luck and chance )

Have you ever banged a nun?

Yes, but it was at a costume party.

Have you ever gotten in a drunken bar fight?

yes but the other person wasnt drunk :(
have you ever thaught a girl was a guy because they dressed funny and had short hair?

yes but it was my teacher...and i failed.

have u ever seen a guy in drag and thought he was hot?

yes but...guy pearce, COMON ( i'm not gay)
have u ever fallen in love over the internet?

Yes but it turned out that the person was a man. (I swear I didn't know!)
Have you ever been married?

Yes I have but.....but wait it's true
Have you ever slapped a random person across the back of his head with a dildo, then told him/her to suck it?

yes but it wasnt a dildo... :o
have u ever been slapped across the back of the head with a dildo and been told to suck it?

Yes but I didn't do it.
Have you ever made a home-made dildo?

Yes, but it didnt worked perfectly.

have you ever said that sig is great, but true was that the sig sux

Yes, but it was my friends sig


Have you ever paid off a jury to avoid a murder charge?

Yes but it cost me all my savings.
Have you ever stood on a swivel chair?

Yes, but I was drunk and fell.

Have you ever hotboxed a friends car?

yes and i drove it away...

have u ever saw a cat on a bag.