Hm...i have to contribute mine.
How about, somone taking a vegetable peeler to your skin. Peeling every hair off and layer of skin off, then sprinkling salt on anything that was bleeding. After, they'd soon burn the skin off of your fingertips, and thinly slice the bone. They'd continue to do this until they felt like it...Then, they'd figure out how much blood you were losing, and pump you with JUST ENOUGH to survive.
Eh..i coulda gone into more detail but i'm lazy.