What would you do if the person above you was in your bathtub?

Knock him out, wrap his body in the shower curtain and toss him in a ditch.

Throw shampoo in his eyes and shout "DOESN'T IT FEEL WONDERFUL HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH."

Throw johnsons shampoo in his eyes and ask him "Are there no more tears?"

Knife his kneecaps, throw Chloe in the bathtub and set up a video camera.

Sex him

strip and get in

throw cold water on him

Wee in the bath.

Drink the wee so you are sick and run away, leaving you to fester in your own piss and vomit.

masturbate.

grab his penis and jerk forwards and backwards really fast.

i would say " its just been revoked" and kill him with a foldout shotgun that i pulled out of my pocket

roundhouse kick him to the face

put a usb up his arse so it makes that dum dum sound

fire sperm in his eyes.

shave my all my bodily hairs and make it into soap so when he washes...

pick up a newspaper and a cellphone and then call some female escorts to join us :D

Knock him unconcious, turn all the taps on and close the bathroom door. Locked.

Flush him down the toilet.

eat him

Jump up in the water flapping my arms and shouting geronimo! Then bodyslam!

play twister :D

Cup my butt, fart, close my cup with my other hand and open the cup into his face.

a fart jacuzzi....

Throw holy water in the bath, throw a demon in with DeadlesS so he burns and cinders with the demon. I'd of course be filming the entire thing and make millions.

dye the water brown so he thinks he has shit himself after seeing me resulting in him running away down the street butt naked

Shit myself.

Start speaking French? :P

Dump flour all over him and then tell him to get his filthy Canadian ass back to where it came from.

fuck him like i'm a pornstar.

fuck him like i'm a manatee

slip him a date rape drug and take advantage of his unconscious body.

Knock him out with his own penis and throw him out the window.

Tie her to my car axle and drag her around town.

Put him in my trunk and no one would see him again.

Give him a confusing tongue twister, then escape as he tries to figure it out.

Give him a broom stick enema.

Throw sea manatees at his anus.

laugh at his wiener

Laugh at his stump.