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1: envelopeQuote:
Originally posted by Tenchido@Jun 18 2005, 01:21 PM
How about witty riddles? (you'll never get em)
1)I Start with E
I End with E
I Usually Only contain one letter
But I'm not the letter E
What am i?
2)There is one in every corner, But 2 in every room. What is it?
If you guys can get that riddle I will be really astonished...And If you do someone PM me right away casue these are hard!
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2) uh.....Quote:
Originally posted by Tenchido@Jun 18 2005, 05:21 PM
How about witty riddles? (you'll never get em)
1)I Start with E
I End with E
I Usually Only contain one letter
But I'm not the letter E
What am i?
2)There is one in every corner, But 2 in every room. What is it?
If you guys can get that riddle I will be really astonished...And If you do someone PM me right away casue these are hard!
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cOrner. ROOm
The letter "O"
Justin
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This thread has a loooooooong way to go before it breaks any records, for instance if it's going for most number of pages, i'd say around 1k should be enough, lord knows i've seen topics with 700+ pages.
Yeah, but this forum has been going for ~6 moons.....
If every member we ever had posted ten, we'd break records. Maybe.
gayQuote:
Originally posted by Deep Brown@Jun 18 2005, 06:05 PM
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i am naked!!!!! lol
What programming language??? :PCode:int sarcasm(void) {
*puts("I'm SOOO shocked :P");
*return 0;
}
another joke then?
Golf Genie
A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces.
They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what happened. When they peeked inside the house, they found no one there. The husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a small gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.
The wife asked the man, "Do you live here?"
"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you see there, freeing me from that little bottle. I am so grateful!" he answered.
The wife asked, "Are you a genie?"
"Oh, why yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two wishes, and the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.
The husband and wife agreed on two wishes - one was for a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever.
The genie nodded his head and said, "Done!"
The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire."
The husband and wife agreed.
After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the wife, "How long have you been married?"
To which she responded, "Three years."
The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?"
To which she replied, "31 years old"
The genie then asked, "And how long has he believed in this genie crap?"
dude!Quote:
Originally posted by Hemorrhage@Jun 18 2005, 08:38 PM
another joke then?
Golf Genie*
* A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces.
They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what happened. When they peeked inside the house, they found no one there. The husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a small gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.
The wife asked the man, "Do you live here?"
"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you see there, freeing me from that little bottle. I am so grateful!" he answered.
The wife asked, "Are you a genie?"
"Oh, why yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two wishes, and the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.
The husband and wife agreed on two wishes - one was for a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever.
The genie nodded his head and said, "Done!"
The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire."
The husband and wife agreed.
After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the wife, "How long have you been married?"
To which she responded, "Three years."
The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?"
To which she replied, "31 years old"
The genie then asked, "And how long has he believed in this genie crap?"
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you got the 1337th post in this topic!
and i got 1338...
1338 is even 1337er than 1337 itself!
MOOSES ROCK!!!!!!!!!
:) :D :o :lol: :D :) ;) B)
swash bucket bilge boner back breaker
No, I got the 1337 post - he got 1338. you got 1339Quote:
Originally posted by the_dude_of_darkness@Jun 19 2005, 03:09 AM
dude!
you got the 1337th post in this topic!
and i got 1338...
1338 is even 1337er than 1337 itself!
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God can get bored, I mean, he can do ANYTHING, so there is nothing to accomplesh, but really, god is fake in the first place.Quote:
Originally posted by Punk@Dec 21 2004, 05:09 PM
God never gets bored, I can do whatever I want whenever I want. BOW TO ME OR I WILL SMITE YOU!
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MEESE ARE MY FREIDNS
well, thats if you include the first post...Quote:
Originally posted by Deep Brown@Jun 19 2005, 05:40 AM
No, I got the 1337 post - he got 1338. you got 1339
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i just looked at the number of replies...
make up your mind.. am i 1337 or what?
This thread sucks.
you got the 1337th reply, but not the 1337th post.Quote:
Originally posted by Hemorrhage@Jun 19 2005, 01:36 PM
make up your mind.. am i 1337 or what?
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so i'm 50% 1337 then :)
hmm... anyone seen anything good on tv lately?
not really...have you?
I saw jwana man =D
cheese rocks!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
i saw a norwegian film called "Den som frykter ulven bør ikke gå inn i skogen" (The one who fears the Wolf, should not go into the Woods ) it was actually realy good. Its the tyical "someone has been murdered... who did it" type of film with a nice twist at the end.
mooses rock!!!!!!!!
spamity clammity!
green!
green? marsians?
Korben, sweetheart, what was that? It was bad! It had nothing, no fire, no energy, no nothing! You know I have a show to run here, you know? And, it must pop, pop, pop! So, tomorrow, from five to seven, will you please act like you have move than a two word vocabulary! It must be green, okay? Okay?
where is that from? i recognize it...
