What is the most random phrase you can think of?

Horny Calculator

I'll have three pink llamas with a side order of mongoose please nanny.

Ate with fish ball lick the poop please soda hot water mix with green magazine !

this worlds sucks cause there are too many lasagnes

all these things which are apparently random are all premediatated, i only founf metal skins and mystic~ funny :lol: well appart from that flame playing my xbox ... oh shit my xbox is on fire!

poop :blink:

If life gives you lemons...kill some onions.

cockadoodle poop.

So the elephant says "That IS my brother!".

A guy I went to middle school with used to bust that out for no reason. You'd just be sitting in math class and BAM! It killed me. I don't know where he got it from, but I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard.

(Fell half to sleep in my english class whilst still writing)

when he is digging gradad shows <random scribbles> his grandad They A Banananana in his time for here where the buffalo roem then the <random scribbles> chairs set set on their and e deliasssmith is my nnnannyfinds out he <random scribbles> likes to smok monkeis i like to dance it notes wrte for my cockapooooooo :lol:

(spelling mistakes are still in my book)