Q: What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?
A: Syst-o-matic
RAb XD :lol:
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Q: What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?
A: Syst-o-matic
RAb XD :lol:
THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after
and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank
beer and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
Q. There in a ship ate a bird egg then it sang lullabies to green dogs
A. ... i wish it never ate my pie ....
A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor i think i have AIDs"
The Doctor says, "Hmmm i think i have a cure for this..."
The man replies, "What is it?"
The Doctor says, "Well first of all for the next two weeks eat nothing but curries, lots and lots of high in fibre foods, peanuts, anything you name it!!"
The man asks, "will that help?"
Doctor says, "no, but it will show you what your ass is for"
(got told that one by my guitar tutor :lol: )
A man is in a pub with his mate and says "hey i had sex with a great girl last night, she was on the tracks"
His mate asks, " woooahh what did she look like?"
Man replies, "i don't know i didn't find her head" :lol:
A nun is in a shower and she hears a knock at the door, she can't find a towell so she just goes straight down.
When she's at the door she says, "who is it?"
A man replies, "it's a blind man"
She says, "oh you poor thing" with him being blind she opens the door...
man says, "nice tits love, where do ya' want ya' blinds"
