The Wish Game

granted. your now paralized. (you really should have known what you were wishing for before you wished it.)

I wish I was happy forever.

granted. and now your so optimistic and happy about everything, that people you know get really pissed at you and they conspire to murder you in your sleep.

i wish i had some more cookies...and milk

granted, u turn really fat and die

i wish i had a truck

granted, the truck turns out to be a piece of shit and it breaks down on a railroad track it blows up. u r still alive tho.

i wish the girl i like would go out with me

Granted. She goes out with you but just to play you.
I wish that i was the valis victroian of my class. (not a senior yet)

Granted, you are the 'valis victroian', someone else got valedictorian.

I wish I could finish all my homework in a snap

granted, you snap your fingers, and turn gay <.< .. your homework sucks.. literally :D

i wish i wasn't tired and my body could function 100&#37; without sleep

wish granted. you begin to play computer games 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. you go blind and your guide dog gnaws your legs off.

i wish i had a pet monkey.

Wish granted. Your pet monkey grows into a big moster that kills thousands of people and cannot be stopped.

Wish not granted, you didnt wish noob.

I wish I could wish again, but then not use that wish

D: