Most Painful Death

Only thing worse than fireants would be bullet ants... Though I heard a story of a 6 year old boy that stepped in a fire ant nest that was so developed that he fell 2 and a half feet in the ground and by the time he realized it, they were up to his torso. Unfortunatly the toxins took over in a matter of minutes and he died on spot.

I'm suprised no one has mentioned having all of your teeth pulled without being drugged up. With a corkscrew... by a guy with parkinsons.... on a tugboat... in the middle of a huge storm.... and the ship happened to be sinking... with sharks in the water... hungry sharks.. that only craved male genetalia.... okay im gonna stop there... If you people didnt think I was insane before... this one did it for sure.

You could also watch Numa Numa Dance for hours on end. Eventually you'd find a way to kill yourself without any means of doing so.

Having every single bone broken in your body....

Take a second to read and think about this one...

Your are rolling down a 60 degree slopped hill that like 100 feet high in the air.
Your body hit shards of glass on the top 50 feet of the hill.
Then hits nothing but rock salt on the last 50 feet of the hill.
You then slam dick first into a 8 inch tall by 4 in thick steel pole at the bottom of the hill.
With enough forward momentum to toss you into a pool of rubbing alchoal.
Then set ablaze with a strike of lighting straight to your brain.

Now that is painful.

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Originally posted by Kritacul@May 4 2005, 07:25 AM
Take a second to read and think about this one...

Your are rolling down a 60 degree slopped hill that like 100 feet high in the air.
Your body hit shards of glass on the top 50 feet of the hill.
Then hits nothing but rock salt on the last 50 feet of the hill.
You then slam dick first into a 8 inch tall by 4 in thick steel pole at the bottom of the hill.
With enough forward momentum to toss you into a pool of rubbing alchoal.
Then set ablaze with a strike of lighting straight to your brain.

Now that is painful.

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well if you would survive the first fall :P

Sleeping - then not waking up

Being forced to eat nails. Painfull going in, Painfull being proccessed, REALLY painfull comming out. Blech.

Or having those acupuncture needles all over your body about .5 cm apart, then having a sumo wrestler jump on you. ;D

People these days are actually able to eat sharp stuff. Like i saw an old guy on tv break a wine glass, chew it and swallow it...

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You could also watch Numa Numa Dance for hours on end. Eventually you'd find a way to kill yourself without any means of doing so.

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uhhh....this is a bit off topic but...i actually did that for 50 bucks. i actually enjoyed it the first like 10 times, but then i was tryin to get a knife for suicide... sorry that just reminded me about that time(btw i got the money too)

I dont know if this has been said because I didn't read the posts, but I think the most painful death would to be covered in honey and buried in a huge anthill.

potato peeler + face