I would dance for free for him!
I would dance for free for him!
Probably, and this is true, ask him what the hell he was doing in my tub and how he managed to get in there without him opening the door...
GTFO YOU DIRTY WHORE AND HIDE THAT SNAKE!
something along hey m8 you must have made a wrong turn somewher
scream "MY EYES, THEY BURN~!!!"
Rape him.
push the mousetrap over to his side of the tub (beneath the bubbles), then see what happens
make some bubbles.
Fart on him.
pee in the water