** Quote of the Day **

This topic is a sticky . . .does it really matter if I post five times a day or once a week? Either way it will be at the top. You don't have to come in and read the quotes if you don't want to. Also, I'm hardly spamming, I've been a member on this site far longer than I've been posting these quotes.


"The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift."
-Albert Einstein

Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgement, repeated every day.
-Jim Rohn


http://quotevoid.sitesled.com/quotes/failure.html

no matter how dull things look in your life there will always be a sunny side up :)

=)

There is time for everything.
-Thomas Edison

Forgiveness is the sweetest revenge.
-Isaac Friedmann


http://quotevoid.sitesled.com/quotes/forgiveness.html

One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated
-Thomas More

Loneliness is never more cruel than when it is felt in close propinquity with someone who has ceased to communicate.
-Germaine Greer


http://quotevoid.sitesled.com/quotes/lonely.html

Trying is the first step towards failure.
-Homer Simpson


http://quotevoid.sitesled.com/quotes/simpsons.html

Morality is not the doctrine of how we may make ourselves happy, but how we may make ourselves worthy of happiness.
-Immanuel Kant

Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Peter Griffin: I do. You Bastard.
-Family Guy


http://quotevoid.sitesled.com/quotes/familyguy.html

I saw this on RPG Codex awhile ago:

Ants can lift 50x their weight because ants weigh almost nothing, and 50 times almost nothing is still almost nothing.
-kingcomrade

"My music is more than a sound, its TWO"

Dont remember where i saw it... It sucks though :P

"there's a little dead body in a toilet"

"The revelution is here, no one can lead you off your path, you try to change the world. So please excuse me while i laugh" - Talib Kweli

"Woah, I don't need drugs to enjoy this... Just to enhance it!" - Otto ( Simpsons )

One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.
-Lucille Ball

"A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice." - Bill Cosby

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure.
-H. Jackson Brown

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

ohh, I like that one ^^

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while you could miss it.
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.
-Calvin Coolidge

What is a face, really? Its own photo? Its make-up? Or is it a face as painted by such or such painter? That which is in front? Inside? Behind? And the rest? Doesn't everyone look at himself in his own particular way? Deformations simply do not exist.
-Pablo Picasso

Only in men's imagination does every truth find an effective and undeniable existence. Imagination, not invention, is the supreme master of art as of life.
-Joseph Conrad

today my step-dad and I were shoveling snow of the driveway of some lesbian co-workers of his and he wasn't shoveling in a line...

Step-dad: wow, making a straight line is hard
lesbian: It's alright, we're not that good at straight either

haha, there's a quote of the day :)

lol =P

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
-Homer Simpson

Procrastination can lead to undue stress! Do it, finish it, and have less stress in your life!
-Catherine Pulsifer

Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.
-Babs Hoffman

No one would choose a friendless existence on condition of having all the other things in the world.
-Aristotle

Everything you can imagine is real.
-Pablo Picasso

The word impossible is not in my dictionary.
-Napolean Bonaparte

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
-Mahatma Gandhi

So long as there are earnest believers in the world, they will always wish to punish opinions, even if their judgment tells them it is unwise and their conscience tells them it is wrong.
-Walter Bagehot

Thoughts lead on to purposes; purposes go forth in action; actions form habits; habits decide character; and character fixes our destiny.
-Tyson Edwards

[at the grocery store]
Man: Wow, Lois Griffin. Hey, I love your act! Nice melons.
Peter Griffin: Hey, listen pal!
Lois Griffin: Peter, I'm holding melons.
Peter Griffin: Oh.
Man: And her hooters ain't bad either.
Peter Griffin: Now hang on a second there.
Lois Griffin: Peter, I'm holding hooters! [she is holding owls]
Peter Griffin: Oh, sorry.
Man: No problem... Your wife's hot.
Peter Griffin: All right that's it!
-Family Guy

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.
-Anthony J. D'Angelo

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
-Albert Schweitzer

If you as parents cut corners, your children will too. If you lie, they will too. If you spend all your money on yourselves and tithe no portion of it for charities, colleges, churches, synagogues, and civic causes, your children won't either. And if parents snicker at racial and gender jokes, another generation will pass on the poison adults still have not had the courage to snuff out.
-Marian Wright Edelman

The life of the creative man is lead, directed and controlled by boredom. Avoiding boredom is one of your most important purposes.
-Saul Steinberg

Friendship is the source of the greatest pleasures, and without friends even the most agreeable pursuits become tedious.
-St. Thomas Aquinas

Men succeed when they realize that their failures are the preparation for their victories.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson