114. russian roulette with an automatic handgun:p
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114. russian roulette with an automatic handgun:p
115. Smashing you head several times into your non-working laptop in frustration
116. Confusing yourself to death trying to figure out what Tjuhu means.
Much love Silent :P
117. death by m birdies
:D
118. Being burned by the Auza after being crushed by the Hulk.
119. Saying mean things to my mentor, papa:o Thus making me kill you
Death via Tjuhu.
121. Death from the Void for not completing a sig.
122. death by alex cuz he rips all your sigs..and u die of depression
123. Your bike goes to pieces whilst going off-road.
death by rabid monkeys and newts...
125. Getting caught having sex with the presidents daughter , trying to jump out of the window not knowing that CIA are outside the window with Machine Guns ...
126. The electric chair.
127. You find out you never had a bike to begin with, and you're being chased by wolves.
cutting a branch while sitting on it...
129.Death by juggling chainsaws
130. Sitting peacefully in your appartment at the 136th floor. Someone screaming 'fireeeeeeeeee' and you with you smart head jumps out of the window <3
131. while walking you fall into a ditch and the zoo releases all their animals causing a 3 ton elephant to trample you in it's path.
132. I believe i can fly.....off the CN Tower...
133. You get teleported back to the medieval times where you unfourtunatly get your head chopped off by a crazy deranged king.
134. The day pigs fly , One falls and crushes your face
135; While testing your new nitrogen based cooling system with titanium coated 42" fans for your PC( Now you're finally ready for crisis),
it fails horribly and an explosion makes sure that you get chopped up sub-zero style after being covered by colder-then-ice-liquid.
Sick bastards!
136. Getting chided by rai and cuttin gyour ears off then dying of blood loss
137. You go back in time and accidently kill your older self thus killing your present self.
138. Being Henry VIIIs wife:P
139. being eaten by a dinosaur
plant some c4 while in your mothers womb
get eaten by ur twin while in ur mother's womb
142.By not constructing additional pylons.
If you wanna kill yourself, Maddox will tell you how to do it like a man.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide
Go into an elevator shaft and cut the wire to the elevator thinking you're sneaking but falling to your death because you were standing on it.
145. Slowly drain five pints of blood from the body >:3
swallow three bags of coins and ur stomach explodes
147.Just being killed by Jeff's evil cookie in da kamikadze/ninja style
148. Watching too much Hentai.
149.Go to pyramid heads house.
Prepare to get raped
150. Drink 20 red bulls at one time....
Auschwitz gas chamber
152. Rusty nail through the foot, bam, blood poisoning.