yes but I fell and broke my legs.
Have you ever licked a cows nose?
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yes but I fell and broke my legs.
Have you ever licked a cows nose?
Yes, but it was salty.
Have you ever eaten dog food?
Yes but that's what my wife always cooks for me.
Have you ever slept in a cardboard box?
Yes, but I still do.
Have you ever punted an animal
Yes but it was a porcupine and it just hurt my foot.
Have you ever sprayed Axe on your arm and then lit it on fire?
yes but i'm a fireman so i put it out.
have u ever burnt someone's hair?
Yes but she didn't have good hair anyways. :D
Have you ever shaved someones eyebrows while they were sleeping??? :D
Yes, but I also shaved his head
Have you ever started a forest fire
Yes but I peed it out a few minutes later.
Have you ever seen Smokey the Bear?
Yes, but then I pushed him over and ran
Have you ever been to a stripclub?
Yes but it cost me too much money for a private dance... :(
Have you ever killed the stripper in GTA?
Yes,but only with cheats.She was too powerful.
Have you ever danced like a stripper?
Yes but I'm a guy, so I stopped. :D
Have you ever wanted to boost a car?
yes., but only the shelby gt500 :D
have you ever drinked beer, that was been opened for the weeks and it smells badly
Yes,but after that all the time I was in toilet.
Have you ever touch girl's tits?
Yes, but they weren't very big so I couldn't play with them much
Have you ever punched an Emo kid right in his face cause you hate emos
Yes, but I wanna give my reason for hating emo kids.
Are YOU emo?
Yes but not anymore, it was just a phase.
Have you ever slit your wrists?
Yes but it was the in thing at our school. We also pulled donkey tails and sucked on frogs. I was so cool
Is your grandfather emo?
Yes but it was only when he was a kid. :D
Have you ever seen an emo cut themselves?
Yes but I was also cutting myself.
Do some of these questions leave you dumbfounded and disturbed *cough*APATHY*cough*
Yes but I am the same way, so it doesn't matter.
Have you ever talked on the phone for hours and hours until somebody told you to get off?
Yeah..but I was talking to myself.
have u ever felt Like killing me?
yes, but not enough to kill you.
have you ever tried to see the atoms of H2O?
Yes but they were too small?
Have u ever killed me?
yes, but you was like zombie. undead.
have you ever downloaded a MP3? (pirating)
Yes,but I was sleep walking while doing it..
have u ever not brushed ur teeth?
Yes,but only twice.
Have you ever bought legal program?(like photoshop) :D
Yes,but I felt bad..
have you ever ripped ?
yes, but I made it perfectly, no one realized it.
have you ever collected snails to sell them later.?
Yes ,ut I ate them coz I was hungry
Have you ever said the word ever?
Yes, but I never say ever and never together.
Have you ever plucked a chicken and wondered how the chicken felt?
Yes so i tried to shove feathers into my arm, but it didn't work.
Have you ever had a friend?
yes,But I Killed him ,He never gave me chocolate!
Have you ever seen yourself in the mirror?
yes,but then I have smashed it.
Have you ever talked to yourself?
yes, but in fairness the person i was talking to walked away from me while i was talking.
Have you ever slapped your kitten.
Yes but only because it scratched me.
Have you ever seen a horse penis?
Yes, but it was on basic cable, so it was blurred out
Are you an arborphiliac?
Yes but I don't know what it means.
I even couldn't find it in a dictionary.....
Have you ever flipped through a dictionary and then realized that you had automatically stopped on the "sex" page?