"Yes, but" game

yes but I fell and broke my legs.
Have you ever licked a cows nose?

Yes, but it was salty.

Have you ever eaten dog food?

Yes but that's what my wife always cooks for me.
Have you ever slept in a cardboard box?

Yes, but I still do.

Have you ever punted an animal

Yes but it was a porcupine and it just hurt my foot.
Have you ever sprayed Axe on your arm and then lit it on fire?

yes but i'm a fireman so i put it out.

have u ever burnt someone's hair?

Yes but she didn't have good hair anyways. :D
Have you ever shaved someones eyebrows while they were sleeping??? :D

Yes, but I also shaved his head

Have you ever started a forest fire

Yes but I peed it out a few minutes later.
Have you ever seen Smokey the Bear?

Yes, but then I pushed him over and ran

Have you ever been to a stripclub?

Yes but it cost me too much money for a private dance... :(
Have you ever killed the stripper in GTA?

Yes,but only with cheats.She was too powerful.
Have you ever danced like a stripper?

Yes but I'm a guy, so I stopped. :D
Have you ever wanted to boost a car?

yes., but only the shelby gt500 :D
have you ever drinked beer, that was been opened for the weeks and it smells badly

Yes,but after that all the time I was in toilet.
Have you ever touch girl's tits?

Yes, but they weren't very big so I couldn't play with them much

Have you ever punched an Emo kid right in his face cause you hate emos

Yes, but I wanna give my reason for hating emo kids.

Are YOU emo?

Yes but not anymore, it was just a phase.
Have you ever slit your wrists?

Yes but it was the in thing at our school. We also pulled donkey tails and sucked on frogs. I was so cool

Is your grandfather emo?

Yes but it was only when he was a kid. :D
Have you ever seen an emo cut themselves?

Yes but I was also cutting myself.
Do some of these questions leave you dumbfounded and disturbed *cough*APATHY*cough*

Yes but I am the same way, so it doesn't matter.
Have you ever talked on the phone for hours and hours until somebody told you to get off?

Yeah..but I was talking to myself.

have u ever felt Like killing me?

yes, but not enough to kill you.

have you ever tried to see the atoms of H2O?

Yes but they were too small?

Have u ever killed me?

yes, but you was like zombie. undead.

have you ever downloaded a MP3? (pirating)

Yes,but I was sleep walking while doing it..

have u ever not brushed ur teeth?

Yes,but only twice.
Have you ever bought legal program?(like photoshop) :D

Yes,but I felt bad..

have you ever ripped ?

yes, but I made it perfectly, no one realized it.

have you ever collected snails to sell them later.?

Yes ,ut I ate them coz I was hungry

Have you ever said the word ever?

Yes, but I never say ever and never together.

Have you ever plucked a chicken and wondered how the chicken felt?

Yes so i tried to shove feathers into my arm, but it didn't work.
Have you ever had a friend?

yes,But I Killed him ,He never gave me chocolate!

Have you ever seen yourself in the mirror?

yes,but then I have smashed it.
Have you ever talked to yourself?

yes, but in fairness the person i was talking to walked away from me while i was talking.

Have you ever slapped your kitten.

Yes but only because it scratched me.
Have you ever seen a horse penis?

Yes, but it was on basic cable, so it was blurred out


Are you an arborphiliac?

Yes but I don't know what it means.
I even couldn't find it in a dictionary.....

Have you ever flipped through a dictionary and then realized that you had automatically stopped on the "sex" page?

Yes, but I lost interest when there weren't any pictures.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Ptka

Yes but I don't know what it means.
I even couldn't find it in a dictionary.....

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Arborphilia is when you have sex with trees and or have a sexual attraction to them, haha.


Have you ever choked on a pretzel?