Count to 1001

409

724.

(I mean 410 - Cambiocorsa)

(No, I mean 724. How dare you tease me about my mathematical disabilities! - Einsturzende.)

413-2 = 411

(413+20-8-5+404)/2 = 412

413 (whats wrong with good old simple numbers lol)

414

415

416

417

4!8