Yes, but It was because I thought It had real cookies in it. :p
Have you ever ate a stapler?
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Yes, but It was because I thought It had real cookies in it. :p
Have you ever ate a stapler?
Yes but I had to get an operation to remove all the staples from my stomach. :D
Have you ever eaten someones hair?
Yes, but then I had to cough up a hairball.
Have you ever stabbed a guy in the kidney?
Yes but it was with a letter opener so it just caused him extreme pain.
Have you ever kicked an old lady?
Yes, but it was after she was already down.
Have you ever used a priceless painting as toilet paper?
Yes but it was the Mona Lisa so I got in so much trouble from the French Police...
Have you ever seen a cop eating donuts?
Yes, but then when I made fun of him he stopped and got mad, haha.
Have you ever punched a celebrity in the face?
yes but it was a donkey punch on paris hilton's face.
have u ever ate a stapler?
Yes but my stomach and my intestines got stapled together.
Have you ever eaten a dog?
Yes, but it was in Chinatown, everyone one doing it.
Are you a convicted felon?