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Deadloader | Stuart | Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo. said:
haha my ex friend was apparently 4 inches or maybe shorter
Deadloader | Stuart | Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo. said:
XDhahahahahaha
OMG are oh eff ell i forgot that :lol:
http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=15618 lol i was on i-am-bored.com
Act of War: Direct Action Facts
When Jefferson enters an elevator, he's the only one allowed on. Anyone else that gets on is instantly teleported and thrown out the nearest window.
Jefferson never reloads because he never fires. He simply raises his gun and the terrorists die in sheer fear from seeing Jefferson and a gun in the same area.
When attacking air units, the Terrorists have a button that they have to press once they see Jefferson pointing his gun at them
'Press if fucked by Jefferson'
This instantly destroys the craft like any other bullet would.
Jefferson has x3 the health of any other trooper because he is constantly drunk, but SO excellent at holding his drinks, he can harness the power of Alcohol to take bullets.
Hence the drink mixer in every tank near him.
Jefferson is no longer allowed to hum the national anthem in the field, as every time he does, Zombie Jimi Hendrix rises from the grave and performs it as Jefferson sings in front of an audience of 500 000 expected Terrorists, making it the biggest Terrorist venue since the TTWS- The Taliban Terrorist Work Shop of 1995.
Jefferson taught John A. Macdonald how to drink, effectively.
The only reason why Jefferson is not knighted is because since the Terrorist Incident near Buckingham Palace, he killed over 500 Civilians simply by raising his gun and going 'rat-tat-tat-tat, you dead, crumpet eaters!'
Jefferson and Sam Fisher can never have a fair fight, because everywhere Jefferson goes, the sun instantly shines brightly and the temperature raises to a 'cool' 100 degrees farenheit.
Jefferson is only allowed to eat on restaurant Patio's, and never allowed inside. Due to the fact every time he enters a restaurant, all the propane used in the grills explode dangerously, everyone that is not white instantly has an AK in their hands, and everyone else is instantly sent to a field hospital and their identities traded for $500 dollars.
Everytime Jefferson raises his gun at someone, they instantly either A) Die, B) are arrested and vanish in a puff of Gold Shine, or C) Initiate a Movie.
Hey how are you
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Suprsingly, I don't have anything on my clipboard though. I'll be sure to visit this thread after i'm on the computer for more than a few minutes.
