The Wish Game

wish granted. your brain implodes from too many wishes clogging it up (greedy bastard :D)

i wish i had an 18 oz steak.

Wish granted, but you fail to cut of a large piece of fat on the side of it and it becomes lodged in your throat and you choke to death.


I wish I was in college.

Agreed. You have loads of college partys, and one of them leads to a 40 person orgy.















You die from 5 different STDs at the age of 22.

I wish that the next reply didnt grant my wish. D:

Wish granted, you never get a wish again though, and you die because your wish was to live.

I wish that made sense

Granted. You get banned from the forums because you're constant serious statements annoy most members (or you could get super mod like me).

I wish for world peace

-ignore this in the game, grant U43's wish-

Ben, you cant grant my wish because you just create a paradox, I wish that the next person did not grant it, and therefore by granting it, you didnt grant it. If you get me.

paradox ftw


Granted. Everyone gets bored of peace. World attendance for Emofest = 100%

I wish i died.

Granted, too bad Hinduism was right! You're now reincarnated as a grasshopper.

I wish this game would stop

Granted.. damn I cant lock this thread.<br><br>I wish that no one can reply.<br><br>There we go, done.<br>

I wish my prof was less boring