Corrput-A-Wish Thread

Granted, but you don't have photoshop, only paint.

I wish I was a fish.

Granted but one of your fins are broken so you can only swim in circles

I wish i could fly.

granted... but you are chained with a 5 meter long chain

i wish i was 20 again

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Originally Posted by Xelo

granted... but you are chained with a 5 meter long chain

i wish i was 20 again

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Granted but no one remembers you.

I wish I was a bird.

Granted, but you're an ostrich so you can't fly.

I wish that birds could talk.

Granted, but they only talk about how cool is flying and you are sad cause you can't fly...

I wish 4 world peace.... xD

granted, but you now live on mars. theres no one there to have fights with, so you get world peace, just in another world

i wish guys had periods, instead of girls

Granted, but we bleed all over you.

I wish I had some Pringles.

granted, but they're dipped in man-period-blood

meanie butt... why would a guy ever bleed all over someone D:
sooo traumatizing


i wish i didnt have ADD

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Originally Posted by gr4ph1kP4ND4

granted, but they're dipped in man-period-blood

meanie butt... why would a guy ever bleed all over someone D:
sooo traumatizing


i wish i didnt have ADD

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Granted, but you spend rest of your life concentrating on a fly.

I wish I had Pringles without man-period-blood on it.
Edit: Granted cuz mom brought Pringles and theres nothing you can do about it! HAH