LOL! i remember that episode.Quote:
Originally Posted by billabong7329
The more a man knows, the more he forgives.
Catherine the Great
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LOL! i remember that episode.Quote:
Originally Posted by billabong7329
The more a man knows, the more he forgives.
Catherine the Great
Never! Never, Marge! I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers, who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson?!
-Homer Simpson
Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose courage in considering your own imperfections, but instantly set about remedying them - every day begin the task anew.
-Saint Francis de Sales
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.
-"Fats" Domino
Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt.
-William Shakespeare
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
-Author Unknown
In the long run the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.
-Daniel L. Reardon
Now is the time to get drunk! To stop being the martyred slaves of time, to get absolutely drunk - on wine, poetry, or on virtue, as you please.
-Charles Baudelaire
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
-Author Unknown
I find that on the internet, everyone is very tough in an anonymous, pussy kind of way
Josh Homme
...tbh
I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards.
-Abraham Lincoln
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
-Mark Twain
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when theyre not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when theyre not so bad.
-Unknown
Lives change, friends change. To keep all your old friends is like keeping all your old clothes--pretty soon your closet is so jammed and everything is so crushed that you can't find anything to wear. Never forget your old friends, but do not push away the new ones. Be there when your old friends need you, and be thankful for the years when you meant alot to each other. But do not feel guilty if new people mean more to you now.
-Helen Gurley Brown
Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
-Franz Kafka
Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
-Murphy's Laws
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
-Jack London
You're only as good as your prostate-Mick Swartwood
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
-Bill Cosby
We've had our fights... arguments, pain We've cried in my room, and yelled in the rain But come good or bad, I'll always be here Trying to show you, you've nothing to fear No argument, no distance, no lies and no truth Could ever take me away from you.
-Unknown
Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel.
-Napoleon Hill
To dare to live alone is the rarest courage; since there are many who had rather meet their bitterest enemy in the field, than their own hearts in their closet.
-Charles Caleb Colton
Remember, no man is a failure who has friends.
-It's a Wonderful Life
It is better to watch people do stuff than to do stuff.
-Homer Simpson
Happiness cannot come from without. It must come from within. It is not what we see and touch or that which others do for us which makes us happy; it is that which we think and feel and do, first for the other fellow and then for ourselves.
-Helen Keller
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home!
-Charles Dickens
History has demonstrated that the most notable winners encountered heart breaking obstacles before they triumphed. They finally won by their defeats.
-B. C. Forbes
Waste not the smallest thing created, for grains of sand make mountains, and atomies infinity. Waste not the smallest time in imbecile infirmity, for well thou knowest that seconds form eternity.
-E. Knight
Theres nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too often a person grows complacent with their disillusionment, perpetually wearing their "discomfort" like a favorite shirt.
-Jhonen Vasquez
The deepest human defeat suffered by human beings is constituted by the difference between what one was capable of becoming and what one has in fact become.
-Ashley Montagu
If you plant perseverance, you will reap victory.
-Author Unknown
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.
-Benjamin Franklin
People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost.
-H. Jackson Browne
I think we all have a little voice inside us that will guide us. It may be God, I don't know. But I think that if we shut out all the noise and clutter from our lives and listen to that voice, it will tell us the right thing to do.
-Christopher "Superman" Reeve
Charity never humiliated him who profited from it, nor ever bound him by the chains of gratitude, since it was not to him but to God that the gift was made.
-Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So... get on your way.
-Dr. Seuss
Homer (drunk): Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us: Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him!
- Homer Simpson
Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less.
-Will Moss
Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
