1001 ways to die!

dancing with wolves...

154. Go to dinner with emrilin the middle of it, tell him ways to improve his cooking.
By desert you will be filled with rat poison.

155. eat a shruberry.

156.Trying to save a friend from a bear

157. Trying to be friends with a bear.

158. cock

159. die

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92. Jerking off too much

Deeereeeeeek.......

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Hey! I'm pretty sure it prevents prostate cancer.

160. Falling off the dragonzord

161. Sleeping with a 20 foot dragon...who's hungry...

S.I.D.S

163. Ride a bike into a Volcano!

164. Kill yourself with a gun :D

spend too much time watching porn and die of insomnia

166. Eat your head.

Get compacted in a trash truck

168. Punch your head off.

169. dead after looking at Sadza avatar

170. Tape from film "the ring" kill you after 7 days

171. thousands of mosquitos drain all your blood

172. dead for waiting NEXT GARIS TOURNAMENT :eek: :eek:

Your eyes bleed to death after reading all the responces in this thread

u dont post on this thread and return to find that it still is going on, and die of disbelief.

Acid trip. You think you can fly, jump of your roof and break your neck.

Get run over by a loltrain.

suffocate on an oversized hat.

Faceplanting onto a chicken with its beak up. Beak lands in temple.

Boom dead :p

meditate to death

you eat too much bad mushrooms

you watching basketball match in beijing 2008 and lithuania vs argentina is plying. you get a shock how good lithuania is playing

death from eating too much twinkies.

your head ASPLODE!!!!

prolapsed rectum

back to school heart attack.

Donkey Punch

Choking on cum

196. Throwing a branch into a chipper, the branch sticks to your hand because of the sap and your ground into a million little pieces.

197. choke on cherries.

198. Your eyeballs melting, and then stumbling around and falling into a fireplace and burning to death. :P Gruesome thread.

11. Getting hit by a train

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