Ban the person above you!

Banned for having such a great knuckles sig..

banned for jealousy

Again, preemptive ban on all who ban someone.

banned for banning everyone

banned for only posted 182 times and join jul 2005

Banned for thinking people have to post a lot.

banned for having the most posts in this thread

banned for counting. Or not being able to prove.

Banned for having two quotes in your sig..

banned for having 3 links to tutorials in your sig