Yes, but it was for a good reason.
Have you ever kissed someone?
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Yes, but it was for a good reason.
Have you ever kissed someone?
Yes, but it didn't lead to sex, so I was disappointed.
Have you ever stabbed someone with a spoon?
Yes, but then I got hungry :p
Have you ever jumped off a cliff?
Yes, but my feet were attached to a bungee cord.
Have you ever farted in a chicks face after you just had sex with here?
Yes, but then she did the same to me.
Have you ever eaten gum from the sidewalk?
Yes, but It wasn't actually a piece from the sidewalk itself, it was from a store called "the sidewalk." Ironic huh? Haha.
Have you ever scissored taints with another man?
yes but, ill regret saying it so i get this thread going again :p
have you ever licked a dogs anus?
Yes but I was sober
Have you ever ran into a wall while playing with a tree?
yes, but the tree was very angry with me.
Have you ever forced a friend to breathe through your athletic cup for several seconds at a time?
yes but they asked what an athletic cup was so i said the best way to see what one is, is to smell one
have you ever fried an egg while balancing on a hippos head, whilst getting dressed backwards juggling a chainsaw a dog and a glass of milk?
