Yes, but at the time I was still in your mother's womb.
Tell me, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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Yes, but at the time I was still in your mother's womb.
Tell me, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Yes, but death swept fingers on a harp played a tune like....If time don't fear the reaper, neither do the sun nor the wind or the rain.....
Have you ever ate a bottle of paste?
Yes but it was only paste for your teeth, wasn't anything too harmful.
Have you ever brushed your teeth so hard that one of them fell out?
Yes, but I'm a dentist to I put in back in afterwards.
have you ever smoked pencil shavings?
Yes but they didn't make me high...just sick.
Have you ever seen the movie...Grandma's Boy? :D
Funniest stoner comedy ever...get it...now!
Yes, and that movie changed my life radicaly
Have you ever tried to put your 4 fingers and yours butt and then in your mouth?
yes, but they wouldn't fit.
Have you ever had sex with a goat?
Yes but it was "a" goat...it was Goat...
I got rejected... :(
Have you ever seen anyone on the Void at your local superstore?
yes but papa took all ma fudd
Ever Fucked an oprah in an elephant costume ?
Yes but i am pretty sure there is not human named oprah.
Have you ever licked your fathers balls?
