mew. yes, but its fine now ;]
and you know. it hurts :/
have you ever tried to put your head into a microwave oven?
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mew. yes, but its fine now ;]
and you know. it hurts :/
have you ever tried to put your head into a microwave oven?
yes but it wouldnt turn on unless the door was closed :(
have you ever fisted an amoeba.
yes, but that wasnt very easy to do. :/
have you ever tried to jump into a fireplace and stand there for 48hours?
Yes but unlucky for me, it was Christmas Eve and some fat bastard came flying down in a red suit and squished me.
Have you ever met a pornstar?
no, but i really want to. :rolleyes:
Have u ever been caught while mastrubating?
Yes, but it was carmen electra, so she did blowjob for me.
have you ever tired to put banana in USB?
Yes and now my USB port says Power Overload everytime I try and use it...
Have you ever seen a broken heart?
yes, but it was long ago. I cant even remember. :///
You are stupid whore, right?
Yes but not a prostitute! I'm actually hotter than Shay Laren...
Have you ever been called a whore by Garis...?
Yes, but it was because I called him a sheep fucker. :P
Have you ever farted in your lovers face after having sex with them?