The Wish Game

granted, he molested you..

i wish rob would stop being an ass... DAMN! a paradox ;P

granted; rob turns from a donkey back into a human being.

i wish global warming didn't exist.

Wish granted, you are still in the ice age.

I wish i didnt have a power cut before

wish granted, you instead have a power surge and your computer blows up.

i wish i had the powers of spiderman.. xD

Granted, but a Llama dances around on your bed.



I wish I had some White Widow

Wish granted, you get so high people are jealous and kill you.

I wish i didnt just cut my face open >.<

wish granted, your face remains intact but a passing pigeon craps on your head.

i wish it would stop raining.

Granted, the rain turns into snows and doesn't stop until theres 4 feet of snow outside.

I wish I'd stop snowing

granted, it stops snowing EVERYWHERE and global warming takes place; water level rises by 1000 ft and everyone lives like the poeple in the movie waterworld.

i wish that i could get 100 wishes that actually came true.

Granted, by the 100th wish was for none of your previous wishes to come true, so it's like it never happened.

I wish is was omnipotent