Corrput-A-Wish Thread

i wish i had some of your pringles cause i'm fucking hungry :(

Grant But They Expired 2 years ago so they nasty and smell like shit

I wish i was high

granted but you're high off of toad sweat. when you lick the belly of a colorado river toad, you get high off of the venom. too bad you licked to much and now you die (cause yeah... its still venom even if it gets you high)

i wish i didnt have asthma

Granted, but now you have AIDS.

I wish that phones were phones.

granted. but now imaginary numbers are real too

i wish i had a life -.-

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Originally Posted by gr4ph1kP4ND4

granted. but now imaginary numbers are real too

i wish i had a life -.-

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Granted but now you're life is boring.

I wish I was a beast.