You're so bored so that you kill yourself
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You're so bored so that you kill yourself
you are listening to lound music and your head explodes
Your walking down the street when a man jumps off a nearby building and hits you, killing you both.
two cars crashed and explodes in Paris, chain reaction comes to the biggest and the most powerful Atomic electricy in Ignalina In Lithuania, then it explodes and takes thousands of life including YOU,
There is a black hole and it destroys the hole world apart from your house. You look outside and you are floating in space. You commit suicide because there you will never have internet connection again. Rofl.
Michaek Jackson rapes you. You feel so depressed you commit suicide
I killed you.
Operation rolling thunder....2.0
this time 14 million tons of bombs
operation black forest ham
biliion tons of hams droppin on ur heads.
millions of bees hits to you and you are died
Read every post in this thread over and over until you die of being bored...
Jumping off a bridge but instead of hitting the water, landing on a boat, then being rushed to the hospital, not quite dead, and then hitting your head on one of the stretchers....and dieing. :D
put your head in a blender (while turned on)
...the blender turned on
make a horrible sig and see it your self!@!
slit ur throat with a roflcopter blade.
Liquor store aint open so you slit your wrists and drink the blood from the veins, cause your a basketcase.
You stay up for 3 days posting on the Void, and then you fall asleep and never wake up.
eat money instead of food.And walla!
Staple Yourself To A Tree In Protest Against De-Forestation Only To Have A Woodpecker Peck You To Death
You fall into an outhouse full of shit, and the methane fumes slowly suffocate you to death.
death by ruler.
Suicide by cop
death by papercuts.
Prolapsed rectum
rectum infection
Colon polyps and various fishers
polyp takeover.
Hostile takeover. You died curled up under your desk in your cubicle.
sugar cube sized nuclear bomb in ur socks as u put them on.
Really Fat Girl Sitting On Ya Face
killed by kids whining for sweets
trying to life yourself :D
A choking on a barley sugar.
Looking at Immortal and turning into stone.
Ripping out your heart and eating it
Punching you so hard in the stomach that you throw up your guts.
Ramming your head into the wall repeatedly till you die
Having sex with a horse.
eating your PC with ketchup !
Getting kicked in the ass so hard, you anal tissues fall out and you crap out your guts uncontrollably until you die.
This can actually happen so don't kick someone really hard in the ass... :D
