"Yes, but" game

Yes, but then I met Tom Cruise, so I left as quick as I could.

Have you ever stole Donald Trumps hair piece?

Yes but it looked like a dead animal on my head.

Have you watched 2 girls 1 cup???

Yes, but it was because I was the one filming it.

Have you ever participated in the gay parade?

Yes, but they kicked me out for wearing my "Nothing runs like a Queer" shirt.

Have you ever licked the floor of a dirty truckstop restroom?