The Wish Game

wish granted. you are worshiped like a god, and your followers perform entirely unnecessary rituals that begin to piss you off. in your anger, you pulverize all of your followers, and then feel guilty. you commit suicide.

i wish jessica alba was in my room. right. now.

Wish granted. She laughs at your size and walks out.

I wish I could think of something to paint on this canvas =/

wish granted. you paint something you consider to be a masterpiece, enter it in an art competition. the judges beat you senseless with an easel and put a paintbrush up your nostril, because your painting was "lacking meaning".

i wish i had a bigger penis. ^^

Wish ganted, it gows from one inch to two.

^^

I wish I didnt post here, I just like to grant wishes and not to make them

wish granted, but you stop posting in this thread, become depressed because lack of a social life and you commit suicide.


I wish I could pass my Analysis test...

Granted, you take the test and pass, but then some kids pull a Columbine and shoot up the school and you die.


I wish I had a AC adaptor for my laptop

you die..

i wish..

you die..

Granted, but I come back as a zombie and take a dump on your window sill.

I wish that you wish for Llamas and such

Granted, I wished for llamas to take a dump on your window sill

I wish you a merry christmas

Granted, You wish me a merry Christmas, but I don't celebrate Pagan holidays, so your wish was for nothing.


I wish I had some cheese